SMS / Text Messages

Dosti main dooriyan to aati rehti hain

Distance and disagreements are part of every friendship — but real ones always find their way back to each other.

Dosti main dooriyan to aati rehti hain
Phir bhi dosti dilo ko mila deti hai

Wo dosti hi kiya jo naraz na ho
Per sachi dosti dosto ko mana leti hai

Teriyan yadan nal preet pai baithe haan

Punjabi verse about carrying the beloved in memory not as forgetting but as keeping them alive inside the soul even across distance.

Teriyan yadan nal preet pai baithe haan,
Eh na samjhi tenu bhulai baithe haan,

Duriyan ki karan giyan dur sanu,
jad ruh vich hi tenu vasai baithe han.

Car ki speed kion barha di

A Sardar driving joke where brake failure leads to the immediate decision to get home as fast as possible before something goes wrong.

Sardar's wife: O sardar ji, yeh car
ki speed itni kion barha di...??

Sardar ji: oyee car ki break fail ho gayai
hain, is say pehlay k koi accident
ho jayai ghar pohunch jatay hain:p

Apun ko tera operation dobara karna paray ga

A Munna Bhai hospital joke where a forgotten surgical item inside a patient leads to a negotiation the patient very much prefers to settle in cash.

Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera
operation dobara karna paray ga.
Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves
teray andar hi reh gaye hain.

Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do.
Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.

Amitabh & Shashi kapoor

Funny Bollywood-themed Diwali SMS joke in which Amitabh lists all his firecrackers and Shashi Kapoor wins with a single matchbox.

Amitabh -
mere paas rocket hai,
shurli hai,
chakri hai,
murga bumb hai,
anaar hai,

tumhare paas kya hai?
Shashi kapoor -
mere paas
maachis hai!:p

Diwali aai, masti chhahi, rangi rangoli,

Festive Hindi Diwali SMS listing all the day's pleasures: rangoli, crackers, fireworks, and the sheer joy of it all.

Diwali aai, masti chhahi, rangi rangoli,
Deep jalaye, dhoom dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali phuljadiyan,
Sabko bhaye, “happy diwali”

shubhkamna hai hamari aapke liye

Warm Hindi Diwali SMS about a lamp's light bringing new brightness to life — a simple and sincere shubhkamna.

Deepak ka prakash har pal aapke jivan me ek nayi roshni de,
Bas yehi shubhkamna hai hamari aapke liye diwali ke is paawan avsar par,
!! Happy diwali !!

Socha send karon aap ko diwali sms

Funny Roman Urdu/Hindi Diwali SMS about overslept, missed calls, and a last-minute SMS dispatched before anyone else gets there first.

Raat ko jaldii say nendh aagai,
Subah uthay to diwali aagai..

Socha send karon aap ko diwali sms,
Daikha to aap ki miss call already aagai,

Ye diwali aapke ghar aangan mein

Prayerful Sanskrit-register Hindi Diwali SMS for the home to glow with God's endless blessings and material wealth.

Jhilmilate dipon ki aabha se prakashit
Ye diwali aapke ghar aangan mein
Dhan dhanya sukh samridhi aur ishwor
Ke annat aashirwad le kar aaye.
Happy Diwali.

Deepawali ke ish subh absar per

Warm formal Hindi Diwali invitation asking the recipient to accept good wishes and include the sender in their celebration.

Deepawali ke ish subh absar per
Meri subhkamnaye kabool kijiyega,
Khusi ke ish mahool mein
Humko bhi shamil kijiyega.

Wish you Happy Diwali

Short warm Hindi Diwali SMS from all of us, wishing the reader's life never falls short of happiness.

Har dam khushiya ho sath,
Kabhi daman na ho Khali
Hum sab Ke taraf se,
Wish you Happy Diwali.