A political plane-ride joke where Bush, Musharraf, and Osama each offer to make the world happy — with escalating scale and a dark final line.
Bush & Musharaf were flying in a plane.
Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars
here I wil make a million People happy.
Musharaf said: If I drop my uniform i will
make my whole country happy.
Suddenly USAMA BIN LADIN said: If I drop this plane
I will make the whole world happy!
Roman Urdu Shab-e-Barat greeting asking the recipient to spend this night of mercy in prayer and include others in their duas.
Rahmaton ki hai yeh raat,
Namazon ka rakhna sath,
Manwa laina rab say her bat,
Duaon main rakhna yaad,
Mubarak ho aap ko,
Shab-e-barat
Circuit swears an unbreakable commitment to Gandhian honesty — which lasts until a woman's father shows up looking for him at the door.
CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.
A mock-offended SMS to someone who has a phone, a full inbox, and plenty of messages — yet never sends a single reply.
Aap k haath main mobile hai..
Chehray pay khubsorut c smile hai...
SMS ki achi khasi File hai...
Phir bhi SMS nahi karte...
yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai?
Punjabi verse about the agony of helplessness: the speaker could stop the beloved from leaving only if there were strength to do so.
Baah fadke rok lende,je chalda koi zor hunda
assi tere piche kyon rulde, je tere jeha koi hor hunda
Roman Urdu address to the rain: hold off until the friend arrives, then pour so hard they cannot leave.
Ae barish(rain) jara tham k baras,
jab mera yaaar aa jaye to jam k baras,
pehle na baras ki woh aa na sake,
phir itna baras ki wo jaa na sake.
Roman Urdu/Hindi Propose Day message presenting the latest method for proposing to a girl.
Latest Way 2 Propose A Girl
Funny English-Roman Urdu Promise Day SMS for a boyfriend, built on a friendship-and-loyalty pledge.
Promise Me We R True Friends:
I
Warm Onam SMS quoting the Maveli legend and wishing a blessed festival to all.
Maveli Nadu vaneedum Kalam
Manusharellarum onnu pole…
Wish you a blessed Onam!
Warm Punjabi Lohri SMS calling the family to the fire for bhangra and the traditional Sundariye Mundariye song.
Phir aa gayi bhangre di vari,
lohri manaun d karo taiyari.
Agg de kol saare aao,
sundariye mundariye jor naal gao.
HAPPY LOHRI TO U AND UR FAMILY.
A Sardar reports seeing people actually being cut at the theater — until he names which theater he visited.
Sardar 1: o yar!
Me kal film dekhne theater gaya!
Wahan such much admi ko kat rahe thy
sardar2: o tu konse theater gaya tha?
Sardar1:
"Operation Theatre"
A chaotic political nursery-rhyme style poem name-dropping Musharraf, Nawaz, Benazir, Zardari, and Obama before landing on national collapse.
Chum Cham Cham . . . .
Musharraf ki chhaliya
Nawaz Shareef ka paan
Chal mere Zardari Liaqat Bagh,
Liaqat Bagh ki pehli gali
Benazir ko goli lagi
Sari dunya roney lagi
Rotey rotey bhook lagi
Hmare Mulk mein Atta nhi
Gillani tmhare nana nhi
Shaukat Aziz gae DILLI
DILLI se lae Billi
Billi ne diye 2 bache Allah miyan sache
Schey schey jaenge OBAMA ki Dulhan laenge
OBAMA ki Dulhan kaali 100 nakhron waali
1 nakhra toot gaya
Humara mulk doob Gaya:(