SMS / Text Messages

HAPPY LOHRI TO U AND UR FAMILY.

Lohri SMS

Phir aa gayi bhangre di vari,
lohri manaun d karo taiyari.

Agg de kol saare aao,
sundariye mundariye jor naal gao.
HAPPY LOHRI TO U AND UR FAMILY.

Sardar went to theatre

Hindi Sardar SMS

Sardar 1: o yar!
Me kal film dekhne theater gaya!
Wahan such much admi ko kat rahe thy
sardar2: o tu konse theater gaya tha?
Sardar1:
"Operation Theatre"

Chum Cham Cham . . . .

Hindi Politics SMS

Chum Cham Cham . . . .

Musharraf ki chhaliya
Nawaz Shareef ka paan
Chal mere Zardari Liaqat Bagh,
Liaqat Bagh ki pehli gali
Benazir ko goli lagi
Sari dunya roney lagi
Rotey rotey bhook lagi
Hmare Mulk mein Atta nhi
Gillani tmhare nana nhi
Shaukat Aziz gae DILLI
DILLI se lae Billi
Billi ne diye 2 bache Allah miyan sache
Schey schey jaenge OBAMA ki Dulhan laenge
OBAMA ki Dulhan kaali 100 nakhron waali
1 nakhra toot gaya
Humara mulk doob Gaya:(

Yao Akhiri Guna Kawom

Hindi Pashto SMS

Yao Akhiri Guna Kawom No Biya Toba Kawoma,
Da Shondo Tanda mataom No Biya Toba Kawoma,
Monga Da Zrono Jawari Charta Gatale Na Da,
Yao Akhiri Dao Lagawom No Biya Toba Kawoma.
Imdada na radromi sta aa hod gharaza ashna
Zindagi khpla hatmawom no biya toba kawoma.

rifle dunali je mirze kol hondi

Hindi Punjabi SMS

rifle dunali je mirze kol hondi, pichhe Sehban de bhaiyan nu mor dinda,
sohni duban to pehla je phone kardi,Mahiwal ik kishti rod denda,
akal hundi te vech kuch Ranjha court marriage layi paise jod lainda,
khabar hundi je blocha de aaun di Punnu ret chhad Kulu Manali wal daud lainda 

HAVE A HAPPY ONAM

Onam SMS

May God bless you
and
the colour & lights of Onam
fill your home with happiness and joy.
HAVE A HAPPY ONAM.