Roman Urdu rendering of Quran Surah Aaraf, in which Allah notes that despite giving humans everything they need, few give thanks.
"Hum Ne Tumhain
Zameen Main Ikhtiyarat
k Saath Basaya Aur
Tmhare Liye Yahan
Saman-e-Zindagi
Faraham Kia, Mgr
Tum Log Kam Hi
Shukar-Guzaar Hote Ho"
(Surah Aaraf)
Warm Hindi Holi SMS sent a day early by someone who claims a place in the reader's heart and refuses to be beaten to the wish.
Aap hamare dil me rehte hain,
Isliye hum apki itni kadar krte hain.
Koi hmse phle apko wish na kar de
Isliye 1 din phle he wish kar rahe hai
Happy Holi
A second version of the satirical blessings SMS using Pakistani political figures to frame unconventional — and unflattering — well-wishes.
1 anokhi dua
Aapko khushian itni milain jitni Musharraf ko galiyan,
Aapki zindagi se gham aise khatam hon jese PTV se haya,
Aap ko GEO jaisa sabar milay,
Shohrat itni milay jitni "BB" ko mili
Health aisi mile jaisay SANGEETA ko
OR
Aapke din aise phirain jaisay zardari k
A classic Roman Urdu Sardar joke where three students all claim they left their papers blank — until the third one reveals the twist.
3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Main bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p
A misleading romantic image of flowers falling when you arrive — explained less flatteringly by your habit of walking into garden pots.
Phool gir jate hain,
Jab aap ate ho.
Phool gir jate hain,
Jab aap ate ho.
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Andhe ho!
Zara dhayan se hchala karo,
Gamlon say kion takrate ho?
A father-and-boyfriend exchange where dad objects to his daughter spending her life with a donkey — and the boyfriend's reply lands the twist.
Girl's father: "main nahin
chahta k meri beti apni pori
zindagi ek ghaday k sath guzaray"
Boyfriend:"Bus, isi liye main
usay yahan se le janey aaya hon."
A Munna Bhai college joke where the principal's escalating fine schedule for hostel visits prompts a sensible question about bulk pricing.
PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein
gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
Punjabi verse with dark humor: death almost arrived but got diverted when the beloved promised to meet tomorrow, forcing a longer wait.
Massa massa si aayi maut
ik hor hii adchan pe gayi
oh kal milan da vaada kar gayi
saanu umar vdhaani pe gayi
A warm Roman Urdu tribute to the friend who taught the meaning of friendship by quietly stealing your heart and never giving it back.
Dilko
dilse
churaaya
tune..
Door
hotehuye
apna banaaya tune..
Kabi bhul
nahi payenga tujko
ae DOST..
Kyunki
dosti karna
hi sikhaya
tune....
Funny Roman Urdu Valentine's Day SMS about a boy's 'I love you' meeting a slap and then a fist — proposal day gone wrong.
1 Larka 1 Larki Ko Propose Karta Hai.boy:
I Love U..
Girl :
Thapar Marungi.
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Mukka Bhi Khayegi Phir
Romantic Roman Urdu Promise Day shayari about the rose, the love, the memory, and the journey shared — unforgettable as long as life lasts.
Wo Gulab Jo Tumne Mujhe Diya Tha
Wo Pyaar Jo Tumne Mujhse Kiya Tha
Wo Yaad Jo Tumne Mujhe Diya Tha
Wo Safar Jo Humne Saath Tay Kiya Tha
Nahi Bhool Pauga Mai
Jab Tak Hai Jaan
Jab Tak Hai Jaan
Happy Promise Day
Playful Punjabi Lohri SMS boasting that wishing early in the morning counts as real friendship — this is Sadi Yaari.
Happy Lohri Vekheya Sadi Yaari
Sawere Sawere Hi Wish Maari
Ehnu Kehnde Ne Hushiari
Hun Wish Karan Di Tuhaadi Hai Vaari