PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein
gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.

MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

Massa massa si aayi maut
ik hor hii adchan pe gayi
oh kal milan da vaada kar gayi
saanu umar vdhaani pe gayi 

1 Larka 1 Larki Ko Propose Karta Hai.boy:
I Love U..

Girl :
Thapar Marungi.

Boy
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Mukka Bhi Khayegi Phir

Wo Gulab Jo Tumne Mujhe Diya Tha
Wo Pyaar Jo Tumne Mujhse Kiya Tha
Wo Yaad Jo Tumne Mujhe Diya Tha
Wo Safar Jo Humne Saath Tay Kiya Tha
Nahi Bhool Pauga Mai
Jab Tak Hai Jaan
Jab Tak Hai Jaan
Happy Promise Day

Khana Pina Rang Udana
Is Rang Ki Dhundh me hame na bhulana.

Geet Gao Khoshiya manao
Bolo mithi boli
hamari tarafse Aapako
HAPPY HOLI..

Ek sardar ki chatri me hole
tha,
kisine pucha,umbrella me hole
kyu?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk
jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.

MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

Blessings Of
=> Surah Ikhlas
=> Surah Falak
=> Surah Naas

Hzarat Mohammad S.A.W
Ka Irshad-e-Pak Hy
"Momino'n Apni Duao'n
Main Surah-eFalak,
Surah Naas, surah Ikhlas
Ko Shamil Ker Lia Kro
Har Qism K Shar Aur Jadu
Se Mehfuz Raho Gy ...