Warm Hindi Holi SMS asking friends not to get so lost in the colors that they forget to remember the sender.
Khana Pina Rang Udana
Is Rang Ki Dhundh me hame na bhulana.
Geet Gao Khoshiya manao
Bolo mithi boli
hamari tarafse Aapako
HAPPY HOLI..
A Sardar umbrella joke where the hole in the canopy is not a fault to be repaired but a deliberate weather-detection mechanism.
Ek sardar ki chatri me hole
tha,
kisine pucha,umbrella me hole
kyu?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk
jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
Classic romantic "you're in my heart, my soul, everywhere" setup, derailed when a Dettol advertisement reminds everyone that germs are everywhere too.
Dil main tum
dharkan me tum
Asman me tum
Zamen me tum
Ankhon me tum
Jahan dekho tum hi tum ho
Detlo wali aunty sach kehti hain
Jaraseem har jaga hotay hain
Mamu panics that his wife and girlfriend are arriving at the same time — his friend cuts him off because he was about to say exactly the same thing.
MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.
MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
Roman Urdu hadith on including Surah Ikhlas, Falak, and Naas in daily prayers for protection from all kinds of harm and magic.
Blessings Of
=> Surah Ikhlas
=> Surah Falak
=> Surah Naas
Hzarat Mohammad S.A.W
Ka Irshad-e-Pak Hy
"Momino'n Apni Duao'n
Main Surah-eFalak,
Surah Naas, surah Ikhlas
Ko Shamil Ker Lia Kro
Har Qism K Shar Aur Jadu
Se Mehfuz Raho Gy ...
Punjabi SMS translating standard Windows computer commands — send, download, delete, run, search — into their Punjabi equivalents with comic flair.
Agar computer windows PUNJABI main hoti tu,
Send=satto
Insert=pao
Download=thalle lao
Delete=mitti pao
Run=Nassu
Search=Labbo
ALT+CTRL+DEL=syapaa hi mukao
A KBC game-show setup where the sender gives up one crore rupees rather than name the world's biggest fool — for obvious reasons.
KBC main shahrukh ne
mujh se pocha
world ka sub se bara ullu kon hai?
main ne 1 crore thukra diye,
magar aapka naam nahe bataya.
A playful Roman Urdu SMS mixing pharmacy humor with genuine affection, calling a friend both a chronic headache and the oxygen of life.
Mohabbat ka sirap ho tum,
Tension ka capsule ho tum,
Aafat ka injection ho tum,
Par kya kare jhelna padta hai,
Kyonki... DOSTI ka oxygen ho tum.
Warm Roman Urdu Promise Day SMS about never letting go — and coming back to hold the reader's hand if they ever walk away.
Ye Promise Hai Humara,
Na Chhodenge Kabhi Saath Tumhara.
Jo Gaye Tum Hume Bhool Kar,
Le Aayenge Pakad Kar Haath Tumhara.
Happy Promise Day
Traditional Punjabi Lohri folk song — Sunder Mundriye — recited in full as a festive SMS for the bonfire celebration.
Sunder mundriye ho!
Tera kaun vicaharaa ho!
Dullah bhatti walla ho!
Dullhe di dhee vyayae ho!
Ser shakkar payee ho!
Kudi da laal pathaka ho!
Kudi da saalu paatta ho!
Salu kaun samete!
Chache choori kutti! zamidara lutti!
Zamindaar sudhaye!
bade bhole aaye!
Ek bhola reh gaya!
Sipahee far ke lai gaya!
Sipahee ne mari eet!
Sanoo de de lohri te teri jeeve jodi!(Cry or howl!)
Bhaanvey ro te bhaanvey pit!
Warm Hindi Holi SMS that bypasses every formal channel — no words, no colors, no gifts — sent straight from the heart.
Na zuban se,
Na nigaho se,
Na dimag se,
Na rango se,
Na Greeting se,
Na Gifts se,
Direct dil se *AAP* ko;
"HAPPY HOLY"
A Sardar tech joke where the request to "install Windows" on a computer immediately prompts shopping for a hammer and a nail.
Sardar:Yar mujhe 1 hathora
or keel chahiye computer k lye.
Sales man:Magar computer me inka kia kam?
Sardar:Oye yar mujhe computer mein windows lagani hai.