KBC main shahrukh ne
mujh se pocha
world ka sub se bara ullu kon hai?
main ne 1 crore thukra diye,
magar aapka naam nahe bataya.

Mohabbat ka sirap ho tum,
Tension ka capsule ho tum,
Aafat ka injection ho tum,
Par kya kare jhelna padta hai,
Kyonki... DOSTI ka oxygen ho tum.

Sunder mundriye ho!
Tera kaun vicaharaa ho!
Dullah bhatti walla ho!
Dullhe di dhee vyayae ho!
Ser shakkar payee ho!
Kudi da laal pathaka ho!
Kudi da saalu paatta ho!
Salu kaun samete!
Chache choori kutti! zamidara lutti!
Zamindaar sudhaye!
bade bhole aaye!
Ek bhola reh gaya!
Sipahee far ke lai gaya!
Sipahee ne mari eet!
Sanoo de de lohri te teri jeeve jodi!(Cry or howl!)
Bhaanvey ro te bhaanvey pit!

Na zuban se,
Na nigaho se,
Na dimag se,
Na rango se,
Na Greeting se,
Na Gifts se,
Direct dil se *AAP* ko;
"HAPPY HOLY"

Aey dost tum ek Mobile ki tarah ho,
khwab mein atey ho SMS ki tarah,
Dil mein bas jatay ho Ring Tone ki tarah;
Mohabbat aapki hai Network ki tarah,
hum ko bhool na jaana Balance ki tarah..

PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.

Aj Promise Day Hai Apne Pyar Se Kro Wada Keh
Kabhi Na Dil Dukhao Ge, Kabhi Na Chhor K Jao Ge
Us K Gham Mein Sog Khushi Mein Muskurao Gay
Har Cheez Se Bahd K Sirf Usi Ko Chaho Gay
Kro Wada Or Pa Lo Us Ki Muhabbat
Happy Promise Day

Lohri ka prakash,
aap ki zindagi ko prakashmayi kar de

Jaise Jaise lohri ki aag tej ho,
vaise vaise hi hamare dukhon ka ant ho