A funny, tech-flavored friendship SMS comparing a dear friend to a mobile phone that shows up in dreams, lives in the heart, and can't be silenced.
Aey dost tum ek Mobile ki tarah ho,
khwab mein atey ho SMS ki tarah,
Dil mein bas jatay ho Ring Tone ki tarah;
Mohabbat aapki hai Network ki tarah,
hum ko bhool na jaana Balance ki tarah..
A professor's classic brains-versus-buffalo question gets derailed before it can begin when Munna Bhai asks for the buffalo's date of birth.
PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.
Punjabi verse reworking folk legends — Sassi, Heer, Sahiba — landing on the joke that the speaker only wants Sahiba's brother kept away.
Kudiyon wich koi Sassi Labda, Koi Labda Heer,
Assi ta yaaro Sahiba Labni, te kutne ohde Veer!!
Warm Roman Urdu Promise Day poem listing Valentine's week vows: never hurt, never leave, smile in joy, stay in sorrow.
Aj Promise Day Hai Apne Pyar Se Kro Wada Keh
Kabhi Na Dil Dukhao Ge, Kabhi Na Chhor K Jao Ge
Us K Gham Mein Sog Khushi Mein Muskurao Gay
Har Cheez Se Bahd K Sirf Usi Ko Chaho Gay
Kro Wada Or Pa Lo Us Ki Muhabbat
Happy Promise Day
Warm Hindi Lohri SMS about the bonfire's light brightening lives and its growing flames driving away every sorrow.
Lohri ka prakash,
aap ki zindagi ko prakashmayi kar de
Jaise Jaise lohri ki aag tej ho,
vaise vaise hi hamare dukhon ka ant ho
Short upbeat English-Hindi Holi SMS wishing a number-one festival and a whole lot of fun.
Tumhari holi ho number one,
aur tum karo whole lotta fun!
wishing you a happy & colour full holi.
A Munna Bhai word-dissection joke where "Oxford" gets broken down piece by piece into a very literal — and very wrong — Roman-Urdu translation.
MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail,
Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
A Sardar riding past horse droppings explains to his friend how impressed he is by the modern machinery installed on that stretch of road.
Sardar aur us ka dost tange mai beth kar ja rahe the
ke achanak gory ne gobar kar dia.
Yeh dekh kar sardar apne dost se kene laga
dekho dunia kitni tezi se tarki kar rahi hai
yahan bi qeema nikalne ki machine laga di.
Roman Urdu dua asking Allah to forgive the sins that act as barriers between the supplicant and answered prayers.
Aaj ki dua
Aye Allah
Mere WO tamam gunah maaf farma
Jo meri duaon ki
Qabuliat main
Rukawat bante hain.
Ameen
Funny Hinglish New Year party SMS worrying about who will do the Lungi Dance if something happens to the sender's friends.
Meri hasi ka hisab kon karega.
Meri Galti ko Maf kon karega...
E-khuda mere dosto ko salamat rakhna Warna
New year party me "Lungi" Dance kon karega....
Bold Roman Urdu New Year SMS announcing that real friends don't wait for January — they wish whenever they feel like it.
Sher kabhi chupkar shikar nahi karte,
Buzdil kabhi khulkar war nahi karte,
Aur hum wo hai jo
*Happy new year* ke liye
January ka intzaar nahi karte.
Playful Roman Urdu New Year SMS that openly admits its real purpose: making sure the recipient thinks of the sender on this day.
*PHOOL*Khushboo ke liay
*PYAR*Nibhane ke liye
*AANKHAIN*Dil churane ke liye
Aur yeh Msg aap ko
*MERI YAAD*
Dilane ke liye..
Happy New Year