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Yeh Oxford kya hai

MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.

MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail,
Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

Qeema nikalne ki machine

Sardar aur us ka dost tange mai beth kar ja rahe the
ke achanak gory ne gobar kar dia.

Yeh dekh kar sardar apne dost se kene laga
dekho dunia kitni tezi se tarki kar rahi hai
yahan bi qeema nikalne ki machine laga di.

Aaj ki DUA

Aaj ki dua

Aye Allah
Mere WO tamam gunah maaf farma
Jo meri duaon ki
Qabuliat main
Rukawat bante hain.

Ameen