Roman Urdu reminder of a divine statement: anyone who cannot accept the trials Allah sends should look for another Lord.
Allah Ta'Aalla farmata hai
jo meri de hoi takleef per saber na kry
meri raza mein razi na ho
usy cahye wo koi or rab talash kr ly
Poetic Hindi Holi SMS explaining that even white — plain and bare — holds all seven colors inside, just like a simple soul.
Saade rang ko galti se aap naa kora samjho,
Isi mey samaaye indradhanushi saaton rang,
Jo dikhe aapko zindagi saadagi bhari kisi ki,
To aap yun samjho satrangi hai duniya usiki,
Holi aayi satrangi rango ki bouchar laayi,
Dher saari mithai aur mitha mitha pyar laayi,
Aap ki zindagi ho mithe pyar aur khusiyon se bhari,
Jisme samaaye saaton rang yahi shubhkamna hai hamaari.
Pashto couplet denying being a drinker: the redness of the eyes comes from weeping, not wine.
Za Sharabi Na Yam
Na Me Sharab Skali Di,
Starge Me Che Sre Di
Daa Me Ta Pasay Jarali Di.
A Sardar father encourages his son to repeat as many school years as it takes — with one firm condition attached.
Sardar:O tere result da ki banya?
Pappu:Miss kendi aey es class
wich 1 sal hor laggay ga?
Sardar:Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par
fail na hovin mera puttar.
Punjabi SMS of affection echoing the 'O mere makhna' theme, asking the sweetheart to remember, stay happy, and rate the message.
O mere makhna
meno yaad rakhna
har vely hasna,
Koe problem howy ty dasna,
kise hor nal na phasna,
bus mere nal vasna
O mere makhna
Kaisa hy ye sms zaror dasna
A Munna Bhai-style street SMS confessing that after all this time, the sender still misses the recipient — using "item" as the highest possible compliment.
Tera bhot memory aa rela tha,
Itna tem ho gela hai,
tere ko dekha bhi nai,
Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
miss to karega
A political SMS listing Benazir Bhutto's campaign promises one by one before the punchline about what morning light reveals.
Benazir aae gi,
Kapre dilae gi,
Bhookay ko khana khilae gi,
Bay ghar ko makan dilae gi,
.
.
.
Phir gharib ki ankh khule jae gi,
Kion k subah jo ho jaye gi ;-)
A lighthearted Roman Urdu SMS offering exclusive, no-donation access to a very particular heart — for one good friend only.
Is dil ka hai ek condition,
Jis main nahi kisi ko permission,
Sirf aap jese dost ko hai admission,
Wo bhi bina donation,
So just maintain good relation.
Romantic Roman Urdu Valentine's SMS about being apart for only a short while but loving for a whole lifetime.
Chale Gaye Hai Dur Kuch Pal K Liye,
Magar Karib Hai Har Pal K Liye,
Kise Bhulayenge Aapko Ak Pal K Liye,
Jab Ho Chuka Hai Pyar Umar Bhar K Liye
Sad Roman Urdu Promise Day SMS about someone who said they would return only in dreams — and the heavy bargain that promise carries.
Suna Hai Wo Jate Hue Keh Gay Eke
Ab To Hum Sirf Tumare Khabo Me Ayenge,
Koi Keh De Unse Ke Wo Wada Kar Lee,
Hum Jindagi Bhar Ke Liye So Jayenge
Warm advance Lohri SMS sent before the evening arrives, the networks jam, and every wish becomes ordinary.
Is se pahle k lohri ki sham ho jaye,
Mera sms auron ki tarha aam ho jaye,
aur Sare mobile network jam ho jaye,
Apko lohri ki shubh kamnayen ...
HAPPY LOHRI
A Sardar standing motionless in a grass field explains he's trying to win the Nobel Prize — because he heard it goes to those outstanding in their field.
Man sees Sardar-G
standing in d middle of
a huge field of grass
& notices,
He is just standing dere,
doing nothing,
looking @ nothing
Man asks: Sardar-G
what r U doing ?
Sardar-G: I'm trying 2
win a noble prize
Man: How?
Sardar-G: Well I heard
they give d noble prize
2 ppl who r
outstanding in their field