Benazir aae gi...
Benazir aae gi,
Kapre dilae gi,
Bhookay ko khana khilae gi,
Bay ghar ko makan dilae gi,
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Phir gharib ki ankh khule jae gi,
Kion k subah jo ho jaye gi ;-)
Benazir aae gi,
Kapre dilae gi,
Bhookay ko khana khilae gi,
Bay ghar ko makan dilae gi,
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Phir gharib ki ankh khule jae gi,
Kion k subah jo ho jaye gi ;-)
Is dil ka hai ek condition,
Jis main nahi kisi ko permission,
Sirf aap jese dost ko hai admission,
Wo bhi bina donation,
So just maintain good relation.
Chale Gaye Hai Dur Kuch Pal K Liye,
Magar Karib Hai Har Pal K Liye,
Kise Bhulayenge Aapko Ak Pal K Liye,
Jab Ho Chuka Hai Pyar Umar Bhar K Liye
Suna Hai Wo Jate Hue Keh Gay Eke
Ab To Hum Sirf Tumare Khabo Me Ayenge,
Koi Keh De Unse Ke Wo Wada Kar Lee,
Hum Jindagi Bhar Ke Liye So Jayenge
Is se pahle k lohri ki sham ho jaye,
Mera sms auron ki tarha aam ho jaye,
aur Sare mobile network jam ho jaye,
Apko lohri ki shubh kamnayen ...
HAPPY LOHRI
Man sees Sardar-G
standing in d middle of
a huge field of grass
& notices,
He is just standing dere,
doing nothing,
looking @ nothing
Man asks: Sardar-G
what r U doing ?
Sardar-G: I'm trying 2
win a noble prize
Man: How?
Sardar-G: Well I heard
they give d noble prize
2 ppl who r
outstanding in their field
"Hum Ne Tumhain
Zameen Main Ikhtiyarat
k Saath Basaya Aur
Tmhare Liye Yahan
Saman-e-Zindagi
Faraham Kia, Mgr
Tum Log Kam Hi
Shukar-Guzaar Hote Ho"
(Surah Aaraf)
Aap hamare dil me rehte hain,
Isliye hum apki itni kadar krte hain.
Koi hmse phle apko wish na kar de
Isliye 1 din phle he wish kar rahe hai
Happy Holi
1 anokhi dua
Aapko khushian itni milain jitni Musharraf ko galiyan,
Aapki zindagi se gham aise khatam hon jese PTV se haya,
Aap ko GEO jaisa sabar milay,
Shohrat itni milay jitni "BB" ko mili
Health aisi mile jaisay SANGEETA ko
OR
Aapke din aise phirain jaisay zardari k
3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Main bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p
Phool gir jate hain,
Jab aap ate ho.
Phool gir jate hain,
Jab aap ate ho.
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Andhe ho!
Zara dhayan se hchala karo,
Gamlon say kion takrate ho?
Girl's father: "main nahin
chahta k meri beti apni pori
zindagi ek ghaday k sath guzaray"
Boyfriend:"Bus, isi liye main
usay yahan se le janey aaya hon."