What will Himesh say to magnify a picture..?
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Zara Zoom Zoom... ;->

Attitude of girls:

When a boy sends dirty sms
she laughs for 10 minutes,
forward dat to her friends n
then replies the boy.
"i dont like that kind of sms ok?" :p ;->

If your road is beautiful
then worry about the destination,

if your destination is beautiful
then don't worry about the road...

If a boy gives a love letter 2 a gal, people call him "Loffer"
But if a gal gives a letter 2 a boy, they call it "Offer".
Feel the difference;)

Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?
How do I know if it is pure honey ?
Seller : give the dog some honey ..
if the dog doesn't lick it, it is pure honey

Buyer :what if the dog licks it ?
Seller: so it is not a real dog.

Man standing on the scale,
holding his stomach in.
Wife:I do not think that is going to help.
Man:Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?

Always Be Like A Baby

Because The Baby Does not know
About its Past As Well its Future

But He Enjoys Every Second of His Life.....!!!

Soldier:Sir, we are surrounded!
Major:Excellent!
We can attack in any direction now!