He said... Do u love me just coz
my father left me a fortune?
She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter
who left you the money!

Thinking that we are the perfect
&
The others need 2 be corrected

Is just like

Cleaning the mirror,
Instead of cleaning our face.

Think about it !

You are a DOG...
D = Darling
O = Of
G = Girls
Now u r smiling na?
Am i right??
Tu sach mein kutta hai

1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME...
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?

My boss asked me today
which one of us was the stupid one.
I told him everyone knows that
YOU don’t hire stupid people ;-)

Major Rohail:
Dude EGGS are extra salty today€¦
Tooo much Salt..why?
.
.
Waiter:
Sir hen is suffring from high blood
Pressure

A candle may melt
and its fire may die,
but the love you have given me
will always stay as a flame in my heart.