Innocent eyes, kissable lips, great smile
Those innocent eyes,
those kissable lips,
a great smile the perfect walk,
smoothest talk, absolute gorgeous,
thats enough about me ...
How about you ?
Those innocent eyes,
those kissable lips,
a great smile the perfect walk,
smoothest talk, absolute gorgeous,
thats enough about me ...
How about you ?
If your road is beautiful
then worry about the destination,
if your destination is beautiful
then don't worry about the road...
A double-standard joke about love letters — one is called loffer, the other an offer.
If a boy gives a love letter 2 a gal, people call him "Loffer"
But if a gal gives a letter 2 a boy, they call it "Offer".
Feel the difference;)
If you expect the world to be fair with you
because you are fair with them,
It is like expecting a lion not to eat you
because you don't eat lion.
Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?
How do I know if it is pure honey ?
Seller : give the dog some honey ..
if the dog doesn't lick it, it is pure honey
Buyer :what if the dog licks it ?
Seller: so it is not a real dog.
Man standing on the scale,
holding his stomach in.
Wife:I do not think that is going to help.
Man:Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?
Life is
a dream for the wise,
a game for the fool,
a comedy for the rich,
a tragedy for the poor.
Always Be Like A Baby
Because The Baby Does not know
About its Past As Well its Future
But He Enjoys Every Second of His Life.....!!!
Soldier:Sir, we are surrounded!
Major:Excellent!
We can attack in any direction now!
Best Advice
.
.
.
.
"Ignore Advices "
Life is too short to be
distracted by the opinions of others...
live it the way you want..!
A man sees a fat man
sitting in a train cabin.
Taunting, he asks:
Is this cabin for elephants only!
Fat man humbly replies:
No!Even monkeys like you can sit!
People change for 2 reasons:
1-They have learned a lot,
or
they have been hurt too many times.