"Lot of things go unquestioned..
&
A lot of questions go unanswered.

Few words go unsaid..
&
Few go unheard.

Some dreams are born dead..
&
Some are buried alive.

That’s life..

SANTA went to court

JUDGE:
"Order ! Order !"

SANTA:
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"

JUDGE:
"Shut Up !"

SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!

''The POLITE Way to PEE!"

Teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students this question:
Michael if u were on a date having diñner with a nice young lady, how wud u tell her that u hav to go to the bathroom?
Michael, "Just a min i hav to go pee".
Teacher: That would be rude & impolite. How about u SAM. Sam said "i realy need 2 go 2 toilet, i m sory". Teacher, "thats beter but stil not nice to say word toilet. Oh u little Jonny can u use ur brain?
JONNY said,
"Darling,may i plz b excused for a moment?I've 2 shake hands with a very dear frnd of mine, whom i hope 2 introduce 2 u after diner" :-p

After an accident,
A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side.

Santa: I also started d wipers
& said No, no..No no. :D

Degrees of girls!
B.A.-Beautiful Angel
B.E.-Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure
B.Com-Beautiful Communication
M.B.A.-Married But Awesome!

Who let you get on the horse
You witch's child?
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Can't understand?
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Tenu ghori kinnay charhaya bhootni k...:p:d

I miss our conversations
I miss how we used to talk
every minute of every day
and
How I was able to tell you everything
that was on my mind..!

Why Are Elephants
Large, Gray And
Wrinkly... ?
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Because
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If They Were
Small Round & White
They Would Be
''Aspirins" ;->