When I was born
Devil said...Oh Shit!!!
Another GOOD PERSON!!!..
&
When u were born devil said ...
Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....

WORDS
and
HEARTS
should be handled carefully,
Because words when
SPOKEN
&
Hearts when
BROKEN
are the hardest things to repair

Zindagi me her dum hastey raho,
Hasna zindagi ki zarorut hai,

Zindagi ko is andaz mei jiyo k,
Aap ko dekh ker log kahen "wo dekho"
zindagi kitni khubsoorut hai

Have a horrible day without water in ur bathroom,
while soap in ur eyes.
Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u.
Its only 4 those who do not take bath everyday...

Alphabetic advice for you:
A B C
Avoid Boring Company..
D E F
Don't Entertain Fools..
G H I
Go for High Ideas .
J K L M
Just Keep a friend like ME..
N O P
Never Overlook the Poor n suffering..
Q R S
Quit Reacting to Silly tales..
T U V
Tune Urself for ur Victory..
W X Y Z
We Xpect You to Zoom ahead in life

A new sun
A new day
A new SMS
Asking u to
4Get all ur
Worries
Sorrows
& Tears
For some1
Who wants to see
"U" Always Happy

Memories play a confusing role.
They make u laugh when u
remember da time u cried 2gether.

But make u cry when u
remember the time u laughed 2gethr

Man:Doctor ! My Son has swallowed a key.
Doctor: When ?
Man:Three Months Ago
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Man: We were using duplicate key