SMS / Text Messages

'The POLITE Way to PEE!

Funny SMS

''The POLITE Way to PEE!"

Teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students this question:
Michael if u were on a date having diñner with a nice young lady, how wud u tell her that u hav to go to the bathroom?
Michael, "Just a min i hav to go pee".
Teacher: That would be rude & impolite. How about u SAM. Sam said "i realy need 2 go 2 toilet, i m sory". Teacher, "thats beter but stil not nice to say word toilet. Oh u little Jonny can u use ur brain?
JONNY said,
"Darling,may i plz b excused for a moment?I've 2 shake hands with a very dear frnd of mine, whom i hope 2 introduce 2 u after diner" :-p

Headlights and wipers

Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS

A road accident joke where headlights and wipers become a miscommunication.

After an accident,
A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side.

Santa: I also started d wipers
& said No, no..No no. :D

Ghori kinnay charhaya

Funny SMS

Who let you get on the horse
You witch's child?
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Can't understand?
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Tenu ghori kinnay charhaya bhootni k...:p:d

I Miss Our Conversations: Messages for When You Miss the Old Us

Cool/Decent SMS, Miss U SMS

You used to talk about everything, and now the chat has gone quiet. These messages help you tell a partner or an old friend that you miss your old conversations, without sounding like you're blaming them.

What does "I miss the old us" mean?

When someone says "I miss the old us," they usually mean they miss how the relationship felt earlier: easier talks, more laughter, less distance. It isn't always a goodbye. Often it's an invitation to talk honestly about what changed and if you both want to get some of it back.

I miss our old conversations

  1. I miss our conversations
    I miss how we used to talk
    every minute of every day
    and
    How I was able to tell you everything
    that was on my mind..!
  2. I miss our late-night talks about nothing. Somehow those were the ones that meant the most.
  3. I still remember how we used to text until one of us fell asleep mid-sentence. I miss that.
  4. We used to talk for hours and it never felt like enough. Now a "hi" feels like a lot. I miss our old conversations.
  5. Some days I open our chat just to read the old messages. It's the closest I get to hearing you talk like that again.
  6. I miss being the first person you told everything to: the good news, the silly news, all of it.
  7. There's so much I want to tell you and no one else I'd rather tell. Can we talk like we used to?

I miss the old us

  1. I miss the old us: the two people who laughed at silly things and never went to sleep angry.
  2. We didn't stop caring about each other. We just stopped talking. I miss the old us, and I think we can find them again.
  3. I don't want to go back in time. I just want back the part where we were easy with each other.
  4. The old us would have sorted this out with one long phone call. Can we try that?
  5. I miss how we used to be, and I'm willing to work on who we can be now.
  6. We used to have an inside joke for everything. I'd like to start making new ones with you.

For an old friend

  1. Friend, I miss our conversations. Life got busy, but you're still the first person I think of when something funny happens.
  2. We used to talk about everything over chai. Let's do that again soon, my treat.
  3. No one has ever understood my rambling the way you did. I miss those talks.
  4. It's been too long since one of our two-hour "quick calls". Free this weekend?

Short I miss you texts

  1. I miss our conversations.
  2. Miss talking to you like before.
  3. I miss the old us. Can we talk?
  4. Some voices you never stop missing. Yours is one of them.

More missing you messages

Attitude of girls

Funny SMS

Attitude of girls:

When a boy sends dirty sms
she laughs for 10 minutes,
forward dat to her friends n
then replies the boy.
"i dont like that kind of sms ok?" :p ;->