People like u r remembered forever
Flowers die,
Stories end,
Songs fade,
Memories are forgotten,
All things come 2 end,
But people like u r remembered forever,
Bcoz GHOSTS NEVER DIE
Latest SMS / text messages & jokes [Love / Funny / good night / good morning / romantic / birthday & adult]
SMS / Text Messages
I'm trying to free your mind.
I'm trying to free your mind.
But I can only show you the door.
You're the one
That has to walk through it.
When she is in problem again
Thought of the day:
"if u help a gal when she is in problem,
she will always remember u
only when she is in problem again..!!"
U MAY MEET PEOPLE
U may meet people,
better than me,
funnier than me,
more beautiful than me,
but one thing i can say 2 u _ _
I will always be there 4 u when they all leave u.
How old is your father?
Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born
I hope my simple SMS makes U smile!
A simple message with one hope — that it lands with a smile. Sometimes that's all you need to send.
Simple Bye makes us cry,
Simple joke makes us Laugh,
Simple care makes us fall in Luv,
Simple Touch makes us feel better,
But I hope my simple MSG makes U smile!
Employer need responsible
Employer: In this job we need someone who is responsible.
Applicant: I'm the one you want.
On my last job, every time anything went wrong,
they said I was responsible.
Behavior is a mirror
Behavior is a mirror
in which every one
displays his own image
Reflections can't be changed,
by changing a mirror.!
Trust Allah when misfortune happens
A sailor was stuck in an island
Where he was the only survivor!
He made a hut for his shelter.
Day and night,
He was praying and waiting for someone
To rescue him but nobody came!
He stored food in the hut for his survival.
But one day!
The hut got burnt to ashes and nothing was left of it!
He was so angry!
He said, "Allah, why have you done this to me?"
The next morning, rescuers came.
He asked, "how did you know that i was here?
They replied, "we saw a smoke signal!"
Trust Allah when misfortune happens,
His plans are always greater than your thoughts!!
I am beautiful, which tense is it?
A very old lady teacher of English
ask this question with the class:
When I say "I am beautiful", which tense is it?
One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course.
143 means ???
143 means?
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It means
ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.
Tomorrow I will teach u 144.
Life is much like facebook
Life is much like facebook
People will like ur problems n comment
But no one gonna solve them
Because
Everybody seems so busy in updating their own status