A man sees a fat man
sitting in a train cabin.

Taunting, he asks:
Is this cabin for elephants only!

Fat man humbly replies:
No!Even monkeys like you can sit!

People change for 2 reasons:
1-They have learned a lot,
or
they have been hurt too many times.

Interesting research about all blood groups
A+ : Good Leadership
A- : Hard Working
B+ : Can give up [sacrifice] for others.
B- : Non - flexible, Selfish & Sadistic
O+ : Born to Help
O- : Narrow minded
AB+ : Very Difficult to Understand
AB- : Sharp & INtelligent.

Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?

Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives

"Monopoly is always damaging

&

Competition improves service".

We need to teach our daughters
to know the difference between:

A man who flatters her
and
A man who complmements her,

A man who spends money on her
and
A man who invests in her

A man who views her as property
and
A man who views her properly

A man who lusts after her
and
A man who loves her,

A man who believes he's A gift to women,
and
A man who believes she's A gift to him.

And then we need to teach our sons to be that kind of man.

A child can teach an adult 3 things:

1_To be happy for no reason,
2-To always be busy with something,
and
3-To know how to demand with all his might that which he desires.

~Paulo Coelho

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