A boy goes to see a dance
A boy goes to see a dance.
His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?
Boy: yes, I saw dad!
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SMS / Text Messages
A girl & boy story
Boy:I love u
Girl:Me too
Boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?
Girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho
Boy: U cheater..
main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho€¦
Log apne bhi hote hai praye bhi.
Log apne bhi hote hai praye bhi.
dilon mein hoti hai sagar jaisi gehrai bhi,
is umeed se kartay hain sms unhein,
ki wo padhein aur hamein,
yaad karke muskrayein bhi...
Broken toys and lost pencils were better
As a child
we always wanted to grow up
But now we realize that
broken toys and lost pencils
were much better than
broken hearts and lost friends.
Oh shitt.. jal gaya:p
What was GOD's First Reaction
when he made a Negro(African)?
Socho...
Dont know..
Oh! shit jal gaya!!
Lovers sitting in a park
Lovers sitting in a park,
boy tries to kiss the girl..
Girl says No dear not all this before marriage..
Boy: Don€™t worry darling €I am already married€.:p
Golden words
Golden words
kabhi “zindagee‚
me kisi k “pyar‚
mai mat “rona‚
Q k wo tumhare “ansuon‚
k “qabil‚ nahe hoga
or “wo‚ jo is “qabil‚ hoga,
wo tumhe kabhi “rone‚ nahi dega.
Teacher & bachay
Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge.
bachey:nahi pienge.
Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge
bachey:nahi karnge
Teacher:un pr awazen nahi kaso ge.
bachey: nahi kasenge.
Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge.
bachey: karenge,asi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.
Vacancy available
Now hiring: one true friend. No experience needed. Salary paid in never-ending love. Apply by SMS.
Vacancy available
post = true friend
Ability = (loving & caring)
Experience= (not required)
Duty = (two sms daily)
Salary= (never ending love)
To Applu..
Send a sweet SMS
Best for those who understand me
I never prove to be
good enough for every one..!
But
I'M the Best for them,
who understand me !!
What is BUSINESS ?
What is BUSINESS ?
Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No
Dad: The girl is Bill Gate's daughter.
Son: then Ok.
Dad goes o Bill Gates.
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: No
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Than ok
Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank.
Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank.
President:No
Dad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then OK
That's business...!!
Plan ur Future in Advance
Future is Not something U Await!
It is something U Must Create!
Plan ur Future in Advance coz thts where
U will Spend the Rest of ur Life!