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143 means ???

143 means?
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It means
ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.
Tomorrow I will teach u 144.

Life is much like facebook

Life is much like facebook
People will like ur problems n comment
But no one gonna solve them
Because
Everybody seems so busy in updating their own status

Thinking that we are the perfect

Thinking that we are the perfect
&
The others need 2 be corrected

Is just like

Cleaning the mirror,
Instead of cleaning our face.

Think about it !

You are a DOG...

You are a DOG...
D = Darling
O = Of
G = Girls
Now u r smiling na?
Am i right??
Tu sach mein kutta hai

Salty Eggs

Major Rohail:
Dude EGGS are extra salty today€¦
Tooo much Salt..why?
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Waiter:
Sir hen is suffring from high blood
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