The universe is Finite...
Astronomers say
"The universe is Finite..."
Which is a comforting
Thought
For those people ,
Who cannot remember
Where they leave Things
Astronomers say
"The universe is Finite..."
Which is a comforting
Thought
For those people ,
Who cannot remember
Where they leave Things
Roses are famous for grace,
advocates are famous for case,
horses are famous for race,
but u r famou 4 your smile on ur face
Friends I'm Collecting
Quaids Photos
Give Ur Contribution
2 My Collection.
A Small Condition Is
It Must Be On
500 Or 1000 Rupees Note
Hi...
Today she was asking me your details.
I gave her your cell number.
she will be visiting u soon.
Her name is
.
.
.
* SMILE *
I think she came just now!
Carrying memories is the sweetest part. Saying goodbye to the person behind them is the hardest.
Sweetest part in life is 2 carry all d memories in life.
But.
.
.
.
Toughest part is 2 say good bye
to the person who is behind those memories!!!, :-(
Why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law?
Because
Baba Ramdev (Yoga walay) Said
"Apni Saans Ko Bahar Nikalo..!!"
Commerce professor asks the student:
what is the most important source
of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law".
Whenever u want
to know how rich u r?
Don't count ur money!
just drop a tear &
look around at the
number of hands that
reach out to wipe your tears
A guy asked a girl in a library; “Do you mind if I sit beside you"?
The girl answered with a loud voice; "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT
WITH YOUUU!!!”.
All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the
girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and she told him
"I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right?"
The guy responded with a
loud voice: "$200 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!!!? THAT’S TOO MUCH!!!"
.
.
.
and all the people in the
library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ears;
"I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty"
We Could Learn A Lot From CRAYONS;
Some r Sharp,
Some r Pretty,
Some r Dull,
While others Bright,
Some Have Weird Names,
But
They All Have Learned To
Live Together In The Same Box
Three ants find an elephant asleep.
One says,"We'll kill him!"
Other one says,"We'll break his legs!"
3rd one says:
"choro yaar bechara akela hai aur hum teen..!!":-)
Miss me.
When u smell any rose.
Miss me.
When u taste any sweet.
Miss me.
When u look at the moon.
but plz dont "MISS" me!
when u raise up ur hands for prayer.