When do you want to start?
Boss:I will give you Rs.25 an hour starting today
and in 3 months, I will raise it to Rs.50 an hour.
When do you want to start?
New employee:In 3 months.
Latest SMS / text messages & jokes [Love / Funny / good night / good morning / romantic / birthday & adult]
SMS / Text Messages
I know nothing lasts 4ever
I know nothing lasts 4ever,
& may be we went 2 alawys stay 2gather,
But every smile & tear we share,
convinces me that memories of u &
me will last 4 the rest of my life..
Beyond 4ever.
I am Looking for a Bank
I am Looking for a Bank
which can perform Two things for me.
Give me a Loan,
&
then Leave me Alone :p
Ur aim in life should b 54321..
Ur aim in life shud b 54321..
Shockd !!
I mean‚¦
5- Five digit salary
4- Four wheeler vehicle
3- Three room flat
2- Two cute children
&
1- One sweetheart
The two main rules of the company..
A boss was telling an applicant the two main rules of the company
He said, "Our 2nd main rule is cleanliness.
Did you wipe your feet on the mat before coming in?"
The applicant replied, "Yes sir! I did."
Then the boss said,
"Our 1st main rule is trustworthiness.
.
.
.
There was no mat!" :-P
If someone asks me what is friendship
If someone asks me what is friendship,
"I would sit next to you,
Pull you all close to me,
Put my arms around you and say proudly,
This is friendship" :)
Happy new month of JUNE
Happy new month
I pray the month of june
will bring forth to our life:
J...joyful noise.
U..unlimited favour.
N..new mercy.
E..everlasting grace
Do u know whats the meaning of FAMILY?
Do u know whats the meaning of FAMILY?
F=father
A=and
M=mother
I=i
L=love
Y=you
Whom do u like more mama or papa
Papa: whom do u like more mama or papa
kid: both
Papa: no tell me 1.
Kid: both
Papa: if i go america & ur mother go to paris. Where u go?
Kid: paris
Papa: this mean u like ur mother?
Kid: no.
Paris is beautiful then america
Papa: if i go paris & ur mother go america so where u go
Kid: america
Papa: why kid: bcuz i havent been there before . .
Papa: Ullu da Pattha.. ;-p
if your father earned $100,000
Teacher: Johny,
if your father earned $100,000
and gave half of it to your mother,
what would she have?
Little johny: A heart a attack!
You - d most important word
5 greatest words : I dun wanna lose U.
4 pleasant words : I care for U.
3 sweet words : I admire U.
2 wonderful words : Miss U.
1 most important word : “U‚
Life is cricket
Life is cricket
Dont lose ur wicket
Try 2 get century
Never 4get ur boundry
Even if u r run out
Never become mood out
BeCoz GoD Is 3Rd umpire.