Repeat these lines at least 2 hours
everyday after Namaz outside the mosque
& u will b a millionare within few Months.
"Allah k naam par dey de baba"

Every failure has sOme pOsitive feedback..
FOr Example,
Type the wOrd 'Rejected' In dictiOnary mOde..See what u get.
It's Amazing!

Near ones are not dear. Dear ones are not near.
Itz easy to remember the near ones,
but very difficult to forget the dear ones...!!

In heaven together we were in a big hall.
An Angel told us to write our sins before going in,
but before l could start writing any thing
l heard you caling for ''EXTRA SHEET''.

Maths teacher asked JOHNY
"If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA,
3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ?
JOHNY replied "Sir! 3 new girl friends".

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love had nothing to do with planning.

Meeting you was fate,
becoming your friend was choice,
but falling in love with you
was completely out of my control.

Men are like Bluetooth:
He is connected to you when you are nearby,
but searches for other devices when you are away..

Women are like Wi-Fi:
She sees all available devices
but connects to the strongest one...

If I had a single flower for
every time I thought of you

I could walk in my garden forever,
never finding the end.