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Qualities a friend must have

Qualities a friend must have:
Cute as crocodile.
Smart as donkey.
Active as turtle.
Fit as hippo.
Matured as monkey.
Sincerity like dog.
No doubt you are my good friend

You will always be my friend

In this WORLD,
where everything seems UNCERTAIN,
only one thing is DEFINITE.

You'll always be my FRIEND,
beyond WORDS, beyond TIME
&
beyond DISTANCE!

Failure has positive feedback

Every failure has sOme pOsitive feedback..
FOr Example,
Type the wOrd 'Rejected' In dictiOnary mOde..See what u get.
It's Amazing!

3 new girl friends.

Maths teacher asked JOHNY
"If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA,
3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ?
JOHNY replied "Sir! 3 new girl friends".

Men, Women, Bluetooth, and Wi-fi

Men are like Bluetooth:
He is connected to you when you are nearby,
but searches for other devices when you are away..

Women are like Wi-Fi:
She sees all available devices
but connects to the strongest one...