Think Big.
Think Positive.
Think Smart.
Think Beautiful.
Think Great.
I know, that is too much for u,
so here is a shortcut.
JUST THINK ABOUT ME!

Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.
Wo udas ho gaya.

Banta : Yaar udas kion ho?
Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.

New style of proposing a girl:
I have spent many sleepless nights in ur love,
&
I don't want my son to do the same 4 your daughter,
So lets make them brother & sister.

Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then make a place,
4 Me in ur heart!!
I may come there any time!
Urs faithfully,
Heart Attack

In School Days,

Sahir Lodhi Was A Class Monitor!!
1 Day A New Teacher Asked Him.

"How Many Students R there In Ur Class???

He Replied:
"32 Girls, 44 Boys & Me'':-D

Two Ladies Fighting For A Seat In A Bus ..

Bus Conductor: The Older One Should Sit Here

Both Looked At Each Other
And The Seat Remained Empty :P

Unknown No.1
Hi,Do u have a boyfriend?
Girl:Yes.Who are you?

It's your dad, be home this weekend, and we will talk!

Unknown No.2
Hi do you have a boyfriend?
Girl:Not a chance,who are you anyway?

It's your bf,sucks to know that you are not proud to be with me and be your bf:(
Girl:Sorry babe,I thought u r my dad, he texted me a while back asking the same question

Yes,it's me, your dad.We'll have a long talk this weekend!

Ankhein bhi wohi hain dareecha bhi wohi hai
aur soch ke aangan mai utarta bhi wohi hai,

Jis nay mere jazbon ki sadaaqat ko naa jana
ab meri rafaaqat ko tarasta bhi wohi hai,

Is dil ke kharabe se guzar kis ka hua hai
ankhein bhi wohi hont bhi wohi lehja bhi wohi hai,

Jo kuch bhi kaha tha meri tanhai ne tujh sey
is sheher ki deewar per likha bhi wohi hai,

Woh jis nay diye mujh ko mohabbat ke khazaane
baadal ki taraha aankh se barasta bhi wohi hai.