SMS / Text Messages

Hasna zindagi ki zarorut hai

Zindagi me her dum hastey raho,
Hasna zindagi ki zarorut hai,

Zindagi ko is andaz mei jiyo k,
Aap ko dekh ker log kahen "wo dekho"
zindagi kitni khubsoorut hai

Our aim in life should be [9 aims]

Our aim in life should be
9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0
9 - glass drinking water.
8 - hrs sound sleep.
7 - wonders tour with family.
6 - six digit income.
5 - days work a week
4 - wheeler.
3 - bedroom flat
2 - cute children.
1 - sweetheart.
0 - tension !

Alphabetic advice for you

Alphabet-structured life advice that sneaks in a self-promotion at the end.

Alphabetic advice for you:
A B C
Avoid Boring Company..
D E F
Don't Entertain Fools..
G H I
Go for High Ideas .
J K L M
Just Keep a friend like ME..
N O P
Never Overlook the Poor n suffering..
Q R S
Quit Reacting to Silly tales..
T U V
Tune Urself for ur Victory..
W X Y Z
We Xpect You to Zoom ahead in life

A new sun, a new day

A new sun
A new day
A new SMS
Asking u to
4Get all ur
Worries
Sorrows
& Tears
For some1
Who wants to see
"U" Always Happy

We were using duplicate key

Man:Doctor ! My Son has swallowed a key.
Doctor: When ?
Man:Three Months Ago
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Man: We were using duplicate key