Tom : How should I convey the
news to my father that I've failed?

David: You just send a telegram:
Result declared, past year's performance repeated.

What is the difference between
a woman and a magnet?

Magnets have a positive side!

What is a girl friend?

Addition of problems,
subtraction of money,
multiplication of enemies
&
division of friends.

In life there r 5 perfect
things u should never lose -

CHARACTER

SELF RESPECT

HOPE

HEART

&

????

Well, u know my name:)

Girl: When we get married,
I want to share all your worries,
troubles and lighten your burden.

Boy: It's very kind of you,
darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.

Girl: Well that is because we aren't married yet.

You know who is the best couple in the world?
.
.
.
.
Smile & Tears
.
.
.
rarely , they r seen together but
when they combine its the best moment of ur life.

Sometimes in life we think
we don't need anyone,
But sometimes we don't have
anyone when we need someone.

So,hold good peoples around
&
never let your friends go!

Girlfriend: And are you sure
you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend: Dead Sure!
I checked the whole list again yesterday