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I am only a cartoonist

If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I'm only a cartoonist!

How you control your anger

Father to son:
whenever i beat you,
you dont get annoyed,
how you control your anger?

son: i start cleaning the toilet
seat with your toothbrush

Han yeh such hay...

Han ye sach he k mujy tumse mohabbat he..
Ye b sach he k me tumhari chahat hun.
Per meri zindgi me chahto ki kami to nahi..

Rishte or b hain sirf tum hi to nhi..
Apni zat k is pahlu sey aj milwaun tumhen..

Me kya hu kesi hu zara batlaun tumhen..
Me apni maa ki tarbiyt me dhala sancha hun..

Apne baba ki umedo se pur ik khaka hu..
Apne bhai ki gairat hun janti hun me..

Mujse hi hai ghar ki izat manti hun me..
To behak jaun me ye kabhi mumkin hi nahi..

K dil wo sb b rakhte hain,
Sirf hum tum hi to nahi..

Mohabbat wo nai jo rishty bhula deti ho..
Muhabbat wo hy jo buzurgon ki dua lyti ho.. :)

A word to say, a word to hear

Even when you're far away, the connection holds strong enough that it feels like you never left.

A word to say, a word to hear
Even in Ur absence I feel U near
Our relation is strong..hope it goes long
we will remain the same till the life goes on!

Past year performance repeated.

A telegram trick for hiding exam failure from your father — very cleverly worded.

Tom : How should I convey the
news to my father that I've failed?

David: You just send a telegram:
Result declared, past year's performance repeated.