We can attack in any direction now!

Funny SMS

Soldier:Sir, we are surrounded!
Major:Excellent!
We can attack in any direction now!

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  2. Look together in the same direction

    3. For couples who want to say they're on the same team. Not just into each other, but heading the same direction in life. Love doesn't require two people look at each other, but that they look together in the same direction

  3. Concentrate on your direction

    4. Progress has little to do with the speed, But much to do with direction. So always concentrate on your direction, Not on the speed

  4. Dus bahanay kar k lay gaya DIL

    5. 1 - Smoking 2 - Drinking 3 - Drugs 4 - Tension 5 - Chicken 6 - Muttun 7 - Oily Food 8 - Masala 9 - Obesity 10 - Pollution = HEART ATTACK ise kehte hain Dus bahanay kar k lay gaya DIL - HEART ATTACK

  5. All problems an apple can make

    6. Apple = vitamins Vitamins = power Power = work Work = money Money = girlfriend Girlfriend = tension Tension = heart attack Heart attack = death See what all problems an apple can make:p

  6. Special Christmas Wish

    7. May this Christmas be so special that you never ever feel lonely again and be surrounded by loved ones throughout!

  7. Problems an apple can make

    8. Apple = Vitamins Vitamins = Power Power = Work Work = Money Money = Girl Friend Girl Friend = Tension Tension = Heart Attack Heart Attack = Death Problems an apple can make

  8. Salty Eggs

    9. Major Rohail: Dude EGGS are extra salty today€¦ Tooo much Salt..why? . . Waiter: Sir hen is suffring from high blood Pressure

  9. Independance day date

    10. Bubbli got caugt on date on Independance day . Major Rohail- What is this? . Bubbli- Dad today is freedom day, so let me do what I want

  10. if your father earned $100,000

    11. Teacher: Johny, if your father earned $100,000 and gave half of it to your mother, what would she have? Little johny: A heart a attack!

  11. I may come there any time!

    12. Hi, Doing nothing? Then make a place, 4 Me in ur heart!! I may come there any time! Urs faithfully, Heart Attack

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    13. A man's feeling . . . It feels like a mini heart attack when i dont find my mobile in my pocket & Its almost like heart fail when i see it in my girlfriend's hand !

  13. A B C D E F G H I J K . . . .

    14. A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding

  14. ABBREVIATION OF MOTHER IS:

    15. MOTHER IS AN ABBREVIATION OF :- M:MOST O:ORIGNAL T:TOPCLASS H:HONOURABLE E:EXCELLENT R:RESPECTABLE

  15. Mr.Bean Science

    16. Mr.Bean Science . Major Rohail: I was stuck in ELEVATOR for 3 hrs Due to electric failure Mr.Bean: Ya me too I was stuck on ESCALATOR for 5 hrs

  16. I don't remember what did I choose

    17. Last night God gave me 2 choices:- Either to have a good friend like you or To have excellent memory . . . I don't remember what did I choose

  17. Excellent road sentence

    18. An Excellent RoAd sentence Written on National Highway: Go Slow, Unless U Have An Urgent Appointment With God!

  18. Is it Everything is fair in Love & War..?

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  19. Live the life you've imagined.

    20. Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you've imagined. (Henry David Thoreau)

  20. The resurrection gives my life

    21. The resurrection gives my life meaning and direction and the opportunity to start over no matter what my circumstances. - Robert Flatt

  21. Happy Mother's Day! To Sister

    22. You deserve all of the honour and praise for all that you do. You are an excellent mother and sister. You are loved more than you may ever know! Happy Mother's Day!

  22. Excellent Self Respect Line I Have Ever Heard...

    23. Excellent Self Respect Line I Have Ever Heard... "If its going to be hard for People to Choose between Me 'n Someone Else I would allow them to Choose the Other One because I'm not an OPTION".. !

  23. I wrote your name on my heart

    24. I wrote your name on sand, it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack.

  24. I May come there any time!

    25. Hi, Doing nothing? Then Make a Place, 4 Me in ur Heart!! I May come there any time! Ur's Faithfully, "HeArT aTtAcK"

  25. Be Proud to be an Indian

    26. 31 States, 1618 Languages, 6400 Castes, 6 Religion, 6 Ethnic Groups, 29 Major festivals & 1 Country! Be Proud to be an Indian!.. Happy Independence Day

  26. Cable T.V

    27. Santa: Major Rohail told me T.V cabel is not good for kids, they don't study,so i got rid of it Banta: Good? Santa: Now we have a Dish Installed

  27. An excellent saying......good morning

    28. An excellent saying "The Dream is not what you see in sleep, Dream is the thing which does not let you sleep." Good morning

  28. Titanic was sinking.

    29. Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)? Santa: Downwards!

  29. Best New Year Change

    30. New Year is not about changing the Dates but Direction; It's not about changing the Calendar but Commitment; It's not about changing the Actions but Attitude; It's not about changing the Fruit but Faith, Force and Focus! May you Commit and Create the best New Year ever!

  30. Bayghairut zameen per

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  31. Her Chutti Pe Nazar

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  33. Apako ashirwad milai Ganesh se

    34. Prayerful Hindi Diwali SMS invoking Ganesha, Saraswati, Lakshmi, and God to cover the reader in blessings from every direction. Apako ashirwad milai Ganesh se. Vidya mile Saraswati se. Daulat mile Laxmi se. Khushiya mile Rab se. Pyaar mile Sab se. Yahi duwa hai is dil se. “HAPPY DIWALI”