We can attack in any direction now!

Soldier:Sir, we are surrounded!
Major:Excellent!
We can attack in any direction now!

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    2. Science teacher : agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lambe time tak kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi. Student : par sir use attack kaise dilaya jaye?.

  2. Concentrate on your direction

    3. Progress has little to do with the speed, But much to do with direction. So always concentrate on your direction, Not on the speed

  3. Look together in the same direction

    4. Love doesn't require two people look at each other, but that they look together in the same direction

  4. Dus bahanay kar k lay gaya DIL

    5. 1 - Smoking 2 - Drinking 3 - Drugs 4 - Tension 5 - Chicken 6 - Muttun 7 - Oily Food 8 - Masala 9 - Obesity 10 - Pollution = HEART ATTACK ise kehte hain Dus bahanay kar k lay gaya DIL - HEART ATTACK

  5. Special Christmas Wish

    6. May this Christmas be so special that you never ever feel lonely again and be surrounded by loved ones throughout!

  6. All problems an apple can make

    7. Apple = vitamins Vitamins = power Power = work Work = money Money = girlfriend Girlfriend = tension Tension = heart attack Heart attack = death See what all problems an apple can make:p

  7. Problems an apple can make

    8. Apple = Vitamins Vitamins = Power Power = Work Work = Money Money = Girl Friend Girl Friend = Tension Tension = Heart Attack Heart Attack = Death Problems an apple can make

  8. Salty Eggs

    9. Major Rohail: Dude EGGS are extra salty today€¦ Tooo much Salt..why? . . Waiter: Sir hen is suffring from high blood Pressure

  9. Independance day date

    10. Bubbli got caugt on date on Independance day . Major Rohail- What is this? . Bubbli- Dad today is freedom day, so let me do what I want

  10. I may come there any time!

    11. Hi, Doing nothing? Then make a place, 4 Me in ur heart!! I may come there any time! Urs faithfully, Heart Attack

  11. if your father earned $100,000

    12. Teacher: Johny, if your father earned $100,000 and gave half of it to your mother, what would she have? Little johny: A heart a attack!

  12. Mr.Bean Science

    13. Mr.Bean Science . Major Rohail: I was stuck in ELEVATOR for 3 hrs Due to electric failure Mr.Bean: Ya me too I was stuck on ESCALATOR for 5 hrs

  13. A B C D E F G H I J K . . . .

    14. A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding

  14. A Man's Feeling about mobile

    15. A man's feeling . . . It feels like a mini heart attack when i dont find my mobile in my pocket & Its almost like heart fail when i see it in my girlfriend's hand !

  15. ABBREVIATION OF MOTHER IS:

    16. MOTHER IS AN ABBREVIATION OF :- M:MOST O:ORIGNAL T:TOPCLASS H:HONOURABLE E:EXCELLENT R:RESPECTABLE

  16. I don't remember what did I choose

    17. Last night God gave me 2 choices:- Either to have a good friend like you or To have excellent memory . . . I don't remember what did I choose

  17. Excellent road sentence

    18. An Excellent RoAd sentence Written on National Highway: Go Slow, Unless U Have An Urgent Appointment With God!

  18. Live the life you've imagined.

    19. Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you've imagined. (Henry David Thoreau)

  19. The resurrection gives my life

    20. The resurrection gives my life meaning and direction and the opportunity to start over no matter what my circumstances. - Robert Flatt

  20. Is it Everything is fair in Love & War..?

    21. Once a soldier asked Tipu Sultan: "Is it everything is fair in Love & War..?" in an epic sentence Tipu Sultan replied: It's an excuse of english people Our tradition is that, "Whatever is to be done in love & war, "should be fair.."

  21. Happy Mother's Day! To Sister

    22. You deserve all of the honour and praise for all that you do. You are an excellent mother and sister. You are loved more than you may ever know! Happy Mother's Day!

  22. I wrote your name on my heart

    23. I wrote your name on sand, it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack.

  23. Excellent Self Respect Line I Have Ever Heard...

    24. Excellent Self Respect Line I Have Ever Heard... "If its going to be hard for People to Choose between Me 'n Someone Else I would allow them to Choose the Other One because I'm not an OPTION".. !

  24. Be Proud to be an Indian

    25. 31 States, 1618 Languages, 6400 Castes, 6 Religion, 6 Ethnic Groups, 29 Major festivals & 1 Country! Be Proud to be an Indian!.. Happy Independence Day

  25. I May come there any time!

    26. Hi, Doing nothing? Then Make a Place, 4 Me in ur Heart!! I May come there any time! Ur's Faithfully, "HeArT aTtAcK"

  26. Cable T.V

    27. Santa: Major Rohail told me T.V cabel is not good for kids, they don't study,so i got rid of it Banta: Good? Santa: Now we have a Dish Installed

  27. An excellent saying......good morning

    28. An excellent saying "The Dream is not what you see in sleep, Dream is the thing which does not let you sleep." Good morning

  28. Wishing Happy New Year To Sister

    29. I Pray That This Year Will Be A Blessed To You. May God Show You Direction For You To Follow, May You Remain Peaceful In Mind, May You Be Healthy This Year. May You Live To Enjoy Every Single Minute You Get This Year, Happy New Year My Sister.

  29. Titanic was sinking.

    30. Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)? Santa: Downwards!

  30. Best New Year Change

    31. New Year is not about changing the Dates but Direction; It's not about changing the Calendar but Commitment; It's not about changing the Actions but Attitude; It's not about changing the Fruit but Faith, Force and Focus! May you Commit and Create the best New Year ever!

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  32. True friends are rare to find

    33. True friends are rare to find True friends are always very kind. True friends are ornaments so beautiful. True friends always make us cheerful. True friends are the work of perfection. True friends give us right direction. True friends always shine like moon. True friends are the greatest boon

  33. On Valentine's Day, the day of affection

    34. On Valentine's Day, the day of affection, My thoughts naturally turn in your direction. I think of many things, big and small That you've given to me and given your all. You see me always in the kindest light; You're a glow in my life, golden and bright. I'm thankful for the happy ties that […]