You are here: SMS4Smile » Sardar SMS » Scientific formula of water by sardar Scientific formula of water by sardar (32 votes, average: 3.97 out of 5) Loading... Tweet Pin It Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water? Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o. Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that? Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)! Related SMS Success formula Success Formula- =>Never Be Late =>Live Simple =>Expect Little =>Work More =>Smile Always =>Think Positive =>Don't Argue =>Be Confident- Success formula Success Formula, B sweet as honey B regular as clock B fresh as rose B soft as tissue B hard as rock & B sure as death Go and water the plants Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant its already raining. Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go. Difference between scientific theory and reality The difference between scientific theory and reality is like the difference between reading the menu and eating dinner. Don't drink unboiled water Attention plz...! Don't drink unboiled water.. Because.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Fish live in water without pampers.. Seriously..! Don't drink unboiled water Attention plz...! Don't drink unboiled water.. Because.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Fish live in water without pampers.. Seriously..! Truth is like oil in water Truth Is Always Like Oil In Water; No Matter How Much Of Water You Add, It Always Floats On Top..!" Have a horrible day without water Have a horrible day without water in ur bathroom, while soap in ur eyes. Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u. Its only 4 those who do not take bath everyday... My love for you is like water My love for you is like water, Falling countless The beating of my heart, For you is so heavy and soundless, The feeling of being in your arm is so Precious and endless. Taste of water & love of a person "The taste of water can be enjoyed only when we are thirsty..!" Same way, "The Love of a Persons will be known when we are Alone" Sugar melts in water Science has proved that sugar melts in water, so please don't walk in the rain, otherwise I may lose a sweet friend like u!!! Good Relations are just like "Water" Good Relations are just like "Water" No Colour , No Shape, No Smell, NO Taste. But Still Very Very "Important" For Life. Sugar melts in water, Science has proved that Sugar melts in water, So please don't walk in rain, otherwise i will lose such a SWEET friend like U 1st ever intelligent sardar. 1st ever intelligent sardar. Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything? sardar: u can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything:-) Drop of water falls in lake If a drop of water falls in lake there is no identity. But if it falls on a leaf of lotus it shine like a pearl. so choose the best place where you would shine.. How do you recognize a Sardar in School? How do you recognize a Sardar in School? He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board. Sardar : u will go to jail.. Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail". Sardar filed an application 4 divorce A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce. Judge asked : How will you divide, you have 3 children? Sardar replied : Ok! We will apply next year. Sardar going to shikaar Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon Wife: To jao na..! Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train. Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: Y didnt u exchanged? Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower birth.. Taxi driver to sardar Taxi driver to sardar:- Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo Chemical symbols & sardar Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium? Sardar: BA Professor:For sodium? Sardar: NA Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA & 2 atoms of NA combined? Sardar: BANANA Sardar made a call to the airport Sardar made a call to the airport. Asked,"How long is the journey from Punjab to America?" Receiptionist: "One second sir....". Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!! Sardar was busy removing a wheel Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler Sardar on phone: Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking‚¦ On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him, "Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?" Sardar : "Ya sure, from landline or mobile". Nurse, Sardar and blood test NURSE kept SARDAR'S FINGER in HER MOUTH after BLOOD TEST. THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING . NURSE:y r u DANCING. SARDAR:next is URINE TEST 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. sardar 2 : Don't worry, I have a one more. Sardar proposed a girl...... Sardar proposed a girl...... Girl said am 1 yr elder to u....... Sardar said Oye no problem soniye I'll marry u next year. Sardar Joined a new job Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked "what you did till evening?" Sardar :"Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright" A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?" Sardar: B.Com final year" A sardar went to Pizza Hut A sardar went to Pizza Hut. There he ordered a Pizza. The Waiter asked him: Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces. Sardar replied: O 4 hi le aa yaar, 8 to nahin khaye jayein gay Sardar got job in a telenor call centre Sardar got job in a telenor call centre. Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do? Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor & put warid sim. Thank you for calling ufone.