Hindi Politics SMS / Text Messages

Bush ka "Kutta" bush se roth gaya,
Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya,

Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay,
Eg ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay...:D

Zardari ne awam k vote ka kesa sila dia

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Zardari ne awam k vote ka kesa sila dia!
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Itni mahengai ki k hansto ko rula dia

Socha tha k shayud salary barhay gi,
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Salary ghanta barhi, GHANTA barha dia

Asif zardari and coca cola

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Asif zardari ne Islmabad men
Nawaz sharif k sath mil ker Coca Cola pi
or Nawaz Sharif ne kaha k
judge kub bahal hongay?
to Zardari ne kaha..
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BRRRRRRRRRRRR.!!!

1 Anokhi Dua

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1 Anokhi Dua
Aap ko Khushyan itni milen jitni MUSHARRAF ko Gaaliyaan¢â‚¬Â¦
Aapki Zindagi Se Gham aise khatam hoon jese PTV se haya
Aapko GEO jesa sabar miley
Shorat itni mile jini ¢â‚¬Å“BB¢â‚¬Â ko mili
Health aesi mile jese SANGEETA ko¢â‚¬Â¦
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Aap ke din aise phir jaye jese ZARDARI ke

1 Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga

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1 Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga
Jese khana kharab,
Jese total azaab,
Jesey Aadi faqeer,
Jesay murda zameer,
Jese Naasoor ho koii sartaa howaa,

Ek zardari ko dekha to aisa laga,

Jese bijli ka taar
Jese khanjar ki dhaar,
Jesey dozakh ki aag,
Jesey zehrila naag,
Jese garmi ki dhoop
Jese shetan ka roop

New Qoumi Tarana

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Aaeen men ek aur tarmeen,
Ab new quomi tarana

Musharraf sir zameen shad baad,
Kishwar-e-Haseen shad baad,
Tou nishan-e-corruption aalishan,
Arz-e-Musharafstan,
Shad bad opposition sari barbad,
Musharaf sir zameen ka nizam,
atay, gas, bijli ka bohran,
Qoum mulk saltant,
choudhry paindabad,
shad baad,
shukat aziz mulk say farar,
parcham-e-sitara-e-hilal,
Khun main runga sara saal,
Bhol apna mazi shan-e-haal,
khudkash bombar phir hai tayar,
Musharaf hokumat ko aye na zawal

Pareshan nahi ho

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Pareshan nahi ho,
ye chaudhry shujat
press conference ker raha tha.

Mushraf ki niyat

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Mushraf ki niyat

"Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki.

6 rocket fire farz.

Wasty bUSH uncle k.

Muon mera Jamia hafza ki tarf"