Santa in court
(345 votes, average: 4.19 out of 5)
Loading ... posted in Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS |
SANTA went to court
JUDGE:
"Order ! Order !"
SANTA:
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"
JUDGE:
"Shut Up !"
SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!
Similar SMS:
- Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua. Wo udas ho gaya. Banta : Yaar...
- A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell, Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days....
- What a shot you made - santa singh An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly...
- An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet. An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa:...
- Santa was drawing money from ATM. Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line...
- Santa throw the butter out of the window? Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to...
- Santa & Mathematical conversion Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton. Then For 3000 Kgs =How...
- Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump sees a board Don"t use Mobile Here, he Picks...
- What comes first the chicken or the egg ? Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first the chicken or...
- Titanic was sinking. Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman...
- A sardar went to Pizza Hut A sardar went to Pizza Hut. There he ordered a Pizza. The Waiter asked him:...
- Kissing ur wife in ur home.... A man to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home. Santa rushes...
