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1. Sahir Lodhi Was A Class Monitor

In School Days, Sahir Lodhi Was A Class Monitor!! 1 Day A New Teacher Asked Him. "How Many Students R there In Ur Class??? He Replied: "32 Girls, 44 Boys & Me'':-D

2. Parents wanted their girls/boys to get married...

15 years back Parents wanted their girl to get married to a good boy Now-A-Days Parents wants their boy to get married to a good girl

3. 3 Movie tickets

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why three? Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

4. I want to share all your worries

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles. Girl: Well that is because we aren't married yet.

5. A girl & boy were sitting alone

A girl & boy were sitting alone, that boy started touching de girl, Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage. Boy : ok call me when u r married.

6. Lovers sitting in a park

Lovers sitting in a park, boy tries to kiss the girl.. Girl says No dear not all this before marriage.. Boy: Don€™t worry darling €I am already married€.:p

7. Husband wife watching an IPL match together

Husband wife watching an IPL match together: After 5 minutes: Wife: Is this Bret Lee? Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler. Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket. Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one. Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: […]

8. Husband to a newly wed wife

Husband to a newly wed wife! I could go to the end of the world for you Wife:Thanks,but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life.

9. Wonderful confession by a girl & amazing reply

Wonderful confession by a girl in church and amazing reply she got She:i m in love with a boy who is far away from me I m in india and he lives in uk We met on marriage website Became friends on fb Had long chats on whatsapp Proposed each other on skype N now […]

10. Analogy for all college lecturers

AN ANALOGY FOR ALL COLLEGE LECTURERS: They teach us to make "PLAIN RICE" in class & expect from us to cook "BIRYANI" in exams...!! ;) :D :P

11. I was a fool when I married you.

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool when I married you. She replied, Yes dear, I know but I was in love and didnt notice.

12. Can kids of our age have kids?

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: "can kids of our age have kids?" Teacher replied " NO Never!!" Boy said to girl : "see i told you not to worry!!!!".

13. A beautiful girl goes to Professor

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin and say that i will do anything to pass in the exams and professor says NOW OPEN YOUR . . . . . . Books And Study

14. No argument at wedding crowd

A Youing Couple Were Having Their First Fight And It Was A Big One After A While, The Husband Said: "When We Got Married, You Promised To Love, Honor n Obey" His Bride Replied: "I Know But I Didn't Want To Start An Argument In Front Of All Those People At d Wedding"

15. Students Vs Teachers!

Students Vs Teachers :- When We are in Class. We Are Students. When they are in class They are Scholars. When v Correct our Writing its Overwriting. When they Correct their, its Correction, When v copy from Others, We are Cheaters, When they Copy they Quote When We don't do our work in time, We […]

16. Exams are like Girl friends

Exams are like Girl friends - Too many questions - Difficult to understand - More explanation is needed - Result is always fail! :D

17. Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS 1 Too Many Questions. 2 Difficult to Understand. 3 More Explanation is Needed. 4 Result is always FAIL!

18. Wife comes home late at night

Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two! She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she […]

19. The love of our parents

We never know the love of our parents for us until we have become parents. Happy Father's Day

20. Best of luck in your exams

All i want you is to be courageous Be calm and be self equipped with facts and figures to conquer this exams battle. I wish you is best of luck in your exams

21. Past year performance repeated.

Tom : How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed? David: You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated.

22. Love has no age....

Someone Asked Shakespeare: "U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?" He Showed Him A Calendar N Said "A Week Has 7 Days; Can U Say Which Day Is Younger, Either Sunday Or Saturday ?? So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age" Love Has No Age. -MORAL: Senior Girls R Also Available For Boys:P

23. A girl is like a bird!

A girl is like a bird.. The thing most pretty in this world.. The childhood of girls is their golden age. After that world keeps them into a beautiful cage.. This innocent creature looks like a fairy.. Who loses her feathers aftr geting married.. She leads all her life in serving others.. She also has […]

24. Cant Love Any Other Girl In The Same Way..

If A Boy Cries For A Girl, That Doesn't Mean He Is Stupid, If A Boy Cant Move On To Another Girl, That Doesn't Mean He Is Stubborn If A Boy Gets Depressed For 'one Girl', That Doesn't Mean He Is A Loser If A Boy Always Dreams About Only 'one Girl', That Doesn't Mean […]

25. I Will Gift You A Gold Ring With Diamond

Boy: I Love You..? Girl: Hahahahaha Boy: I Won't Live Without You..? Girl: Hahahahahahaha ... Boy: I Will Die For You..? Girl: Hahahahahahahaha Boy: I Will Gift You A Gold Ring With Diamond..? Girl: Awwwww.. Promise ? . . . Boy: Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

26. A good teacher according to student

A good teacher according to students is 1 who : -Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week -Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier -Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments -Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students -Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They […]

27. Fact about women

Fact about women: They can see a hair of a girl on their husband's coat from 20 meters, but can't see a pillar from 2 meters while parking a car . . . :-D

28. The Girl Lost Her Chance To Marry

Boy: Marry Me..? Girl: Do You Have A House...? Boy: No.. Girl: Do You Have A Bmw Car...? Boy: No.. Girl: How Much Is Your Salary..? Boy: No Salary, But... Girl: No But.You Have Nothing. How Can I Marry You? Leave Please!! Boy: (talking To Himself) I Have One Villa, 3 Property Lands, 3 Ferrari […]

29. In art gallery couple sees picture of a girl

In art gallery couple sees picture of a girl covered by leaf. Husband keeps watching. Wife: ab chalo gay ya PAT JHARR ka intezar kertay raho gay.

30. Difference between boyfriend and husband

Boy friend is fun, & Husband is gun, Boy friend is light of moon, & Husband is month of june, Boy friend is tooty fruity, & Husband is qismat phooti.

31. New sim to surprise her husband

Woman Buys A New Sim Card Puts It In Her Phone And Decides To Surprise Her Husband Who Is Seated On The Couch In The Living Room. She Goes To The Kitchen, Calls Her Husband With The New Number: "Hello Darling" The Husband Responds In A Low Tone: "Let Me Call U Back Later Honey, […]

32. A man received an unknown call..

A man received an unknown call.. Girl : hello do you have a gf?? Man : no, who are you darling? Girl : M ur girl friend Diana, hate u Again man got a call Girl : do u have a gf?? Man : yes darling Girl : m ur wife Alice, hate u Man […]

33. LOVE YOUR HUSBAND Because...

LOVE YOUR HUSBAND When he orders you to make tea or coffee. He wants to feel fresh to listen to your nostop talks. Love him if he looks at all the beautiful females. He is just checking that you are still the best. Love him if he criticize your cooking. He is still improving his […]