Funny SMS / Text Messages

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.

Sardar shopping early

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Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that's not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the shop.....:p

Reason for girls to live longer

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Why Girls Live Longer Than Boys?
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Scientific Studies Have Proved That
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"SHOPPING"
Never Causes HEART ATTACKS, But,
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"PAYING The "BILLS" Does

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage

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Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.

We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.

A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.

She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

I'm talking to my wife

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Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !!
You are holding the phone since 20 mins.
&
haven't spoken a word..!!!
Man inside: I'm talking to my wife

All flowers are sweet but

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Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmin
Lilly
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u,
Kyun K
Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai.

Jab barish hoti hai

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Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,

Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!

1 boy went 2 meet his girlfriend

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One boy went to meet his girlfriend
when he came back at home
mom asked
kahaan gaey they ?
boy:us se milney
mom: kis liye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye:D