Funny SMS / Text Messages

Bubbli got caugt on date
on Independance day
.
Major Rohail-
What is this?
.
Bubbli-
Dad today is freedom day,
so let me do what I want

Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do

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Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
ik benam si mohabbat mere nam ker do,

ik subha ko milo aur shaam ker do,
Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kaam ker do:p

Examples of stupid questions people ask

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Examples of stupid questions people ask..

1. When people c u lying down, wid ur eyes closd dy still ask:- r u sleepin?

2. When it's rainin & some1 notices u goin out, dy ask: - r u going out in dis rain?

3. Ur friend calls ur home fone:- where r u?

4. Dey see u wet comin 4m de bathroom:- did u just hav a bath?

5. U r standin rite in front of de elevator on the ground floor & dey ask:- goin up?

6. U bring a bunch of flowers 4 ur sweet heart. & dey ask:- r dose fl.wers?

7. U'r on the queue 2 buy tickets de cinema, a friend saw u & ask:- wat r u doin here?

By wife ....

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Police Officer: I arrest people, But, when I go home, I'm under house arrest, by Wife

Professor: I give lectures to students, But, when I go home, I get Lectured hourly, by wife

CEO: I'm the Boss, But, when I go home, I always feel like an employee, by wife

Judge: I give Justice, but when I go home, I Beg for Justice, by wife

Sharafat se roz SMS kia karo warna

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Teri yaad dil se jane nahi denge,
Tere jesa dost khone bhi nahi denge,

Sharafat se roz SMS kia karo warna,
Ek kaan k niche denge or rone bhi nahie denge

The most cruel & wicked guy on earth

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Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.

But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI‚ kon hai?

Tied rakhi to the following boys

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2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls
Both Girls Took Rakhi & Tied To Their Hands.

1st Guy To Second-What Will We Do Now?

2nd Guy-U Marry My Sis,
I Will Marry Ur Sis

Best month to get married

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1st Man: Which Is The Best Month
To Get Married..?

2nd Man: Octemb ruary

1st Man: Don't Be Silly,
There Is No Such Month

2nd Man: Exactly