Funny SMS / Text Messages

Aik Pagal: "Mujhe Katrina ne shadi k lye haan bol di hai"

Doosra: "Dikha di na usne apni auqat.
Main bhi itni asani se tallaaq nahi dunga." :-)

Ants will finish you

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a girl's speaking 2 a boy........
u r very handsome.
u r very cute.
u r very sweet.
ooph.......sorry.
i can't call u sweet....
because ants will finish u.

When girls wear tight fittings

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UNIVERSAL TRUTH :

When girls wear tight fittings,
Neither they are
Comfortable

Nor

Boys are comfortable‚¦. !!

6 things can come at any time

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In our life time
6 things can come at any time:
1.love
2.friendship
3.money
4.death
5.illness
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-
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6.susu: isliye karke sona .

An Aeroplane asks a Rocket

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An Aeroplane asks a Rocket
How is that you can fly so fast?
The Rocket replies you will know the pain
when they put fire at your back!

Dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh

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Dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh,
Uncle nay aankh mari aunty bay-hosh...;):D:D

To the only boy I ever loved!

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Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?

Shopkeeper: How about this card,
it says,"To the only boy I ever loved!"

Gal: Great! I want 10 of them

Couples hold hands during their wedding

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Y do couples hold hands during their wedding?

Its a formality just like two boxers
shaking hands before the fight begins!

How rat proposes a cat;)

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How will a rat purpose a cat...??
?
..??
?
"Billo Rani Kaho Tou Abhi Jaan De Doon..
O Billo Rani..!!;-)

Pappu can't dance sala :p

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Can u dance?
?
?
?
No!
.
.
.
Sure
.
.
.
Just try it
.
.
.
Sure u cant
.
.
.
That means u r pappu!!!
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.
Because pappu cant dance ..

Enjoy Watchng GHAJINI

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Sumeone Kills AMIR'S GF
& He Loses His Memory.
Than He Tries To Find out D Killer.
Suspense:AMIR Himself Is D Killer.
Now Enjoy Watchng GHAJINI :P

Meant by I Miss you

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Teacher: what is meant by
"I MISS YOU"
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Pathan: Is ka matlab hai
"Mein tumhari miss hon!"