I always think about U.
I can't live without U.
I really need U.
I'm totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I'm very desperate for U.
I'm crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.
That's all what my mama say to me:p
Funny SMS / Text messages & jokes (Latest / New in English,Hindi & Urdu)
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If you are ........ Congrats u r Pakistan
(22 votes, average: 3.59 out of 5)
Loading...If:-
R u emotionally dumbed
Creatively challenged?
Artistically void?
Socially hopeless?
And financially desperate?
Congrats you are a
PAKISTANI!
Best ever advice!
(25 votes, average: 4.32 out of 5)Loading...Choose four
Select three
Love two
And
Marry one
Ur Single Smile
(31 votes, average: 3.58 out of 5)Loading...On Ur Single Smile Thousands People Die So
Keep Smiling n
Reduce Population Of PAKISTAN
But.
Never Smile In Front Of Da Mirror
Warna
Lene K Dene Par Jayen Gay.
Aik Pagal dusry se
(42 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Aik Pagal: "Mujhe Katrina ne shadi k lye haan bol di hai"
Doosra: "Dikha di na usne apni auqat.
Main bhi itni asani se tallaaq nahi dunga." :-)
Ants will finish you
(34 votes, average: 3.26 out of 5)Loading...a girl's speaking 2 a boy........
u r very handsome.
u r very cute.
u r very sweet.
ooph.......sorry.
i can't call u sweet....
because ants will finish u.
When girls wear tight fittings
(35 votes, average: 4.29 out of 5)Loading...UNIVERSAL TRUTH :
When girls wear tight fittings,
Neither they are
Comfortable
Nor
Boys are comfortable‚¦. !!
6 things can come at any time
(43 votes, average: 3.95 out of 5)Loading...In our life time
6 things can come at any time:
1.love
2.friendship
3.money
4.death
5.illness
-
-
-
6.susu: isliye karke sona .
An Aeroplane asks a Rocket
(51 votes, average: 3.65 out of 5)Loading...An Aeroplane asks a Rocket
How is that you can fly so fast?
The Rocket replies you will know the pain
when they put fire at your back!
Dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh
(22 votes, average: 3.82 out of 5)Loading...Dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh,
Uncle nay aankh mari aunty bay-hosh...;):D:D
To the only boy I ever loved!
(32 votes, average: 4.16 out of 5)Loading...Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card,
it says,"To the only boy I ever loved!"
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them
Couples hold hands during their wedding
(50 votes, average: 3.66 out of 5)Loading...Y do couples hold hands during their wedding?
Its a formality just like two boxers
shaking hands before the fight begins!