(24 votes, average: 3.63 out of 5)
Loading ...Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.
Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.
Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.
posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS
(93 votes, average: 4.16 out of 5) Loading ...Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI
(57 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5) Loading ...Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.
(16 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5) Loading ...Aik pathan jub bhi wash room
jata to darwaza khol kar jata.
Kisi ne wajah pochi to us ne bataya
k usey shak hai k darwaze k neecay
wale soorah se use koi dekhta hai
posted in Misc SMS Jokes, Funny SMS
(14 votes, average: 4.29 out of 5) Loading ...Wife:
Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay,
Main aap ko save karti,
Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,
Main her haftay tumhe change karta 
(24 votes, average: 4.58 out of 5) Loading ...Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…
After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,
posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS
(16 votes, average: 4 out of 5) Loading ...Agar manzil ko pana hai
to hosla sath rakhna,
Agar pyar ko pana hay
to aetbar sath rakhna,
Agar hamesha muskurana hay
to DAANT saaf rakhna
posted in Funny SMS, Misleading SMS
(24 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5) Loading ...Sardar:Begum aaj chicken
bohut maze ki bani hai kia
koi khaas masala lagaya hai ?
Sardarni:Nahi bus zara murghi jal gai
thi wo main ne BURNOL laga di thi.
posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS
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