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1. college mei school ki yaad aayi.

college mei school ki yaad aayi. javani mei bachapan ki yaad aayi. kanto ko chhua to phool ki yaad aayi. Zindagi ko karib se dekha to dost aapki yaad aayi.!

2. Santa, Kachha and parosan

Santa ne kachha dho k padosan ki shalvar k paas sukhne daal diya, Aur awaz di Bhabi ji, Jab tum salvar utarogi to mujhe awaz de dena mai bhi kachha utar lunga.

3. Full Time Masti ... Non stop fun

6 Inch ka hai. . Size normal he . . Mazboot he . . Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he . . 2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain . . Lena he to bolo? Full Time Masti Non stop Fun Mera... . LG KG 195

4. Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya

Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya, humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya. Areyy yeh kia ? Holi se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya!!

5. Asin parvane sanu agg sek lain de

Asin parvane sanu agg sek lain de, Sajjna de sajde layi godde tek lain de. jadon aayi mout asin keha ohnu ruk, thehar sannu jandi vaari ''yaar''vekh lain de.

6. yun tou hum bhi B madad kiya nahi karte

yun tou hum bhi B madad kiya nahi karte chocolate kiya toffee bhi diya nahi kerte. ye dosti sirf aap say werna msg kiya hum miss call bhi kisi ko diya nahi kertay...

7. Diwali ki subh kamna sath layi hai.

Andhera hua dur raat ke saath Nayi subha aayi diwali leke sath Ab ankhne kholo dekho ek msg aayi hai Diwali ki subh kamna sath layi hai. ¢â‚¬Â Happy Diwali¢â‚¬Â

8. 1 chinese bacha apnay Pakistani dost se

1 chinese bacha apnay Pakistani dost se: yaar merey father ka inteqal ho gaya hai, Pakistani: Abay yaar, China ki chizon mein yehi masla hai..! ;-)

9. Tamam hazraat se Guzarish hai

Breaking News: Tamam hazrat se Guzarish hai, k Apni aurton or bachon ko ajkal T.V se Door rakhain Q K, MuShRaf Kisi bhi waqat vardi utar Sakta hai

10. Ab bush k baad OBAMA

Ab "BUSH" Ke Bad "OBAMA" Zara Sambhal Ke Rahkna Qadam IRAQ Me "OBAMA" "BUSH" KO Pare Hain Jutay Tera To Utar Dainge "PEJAMA".

11. Pehlay KISS karo, phir palang per litao

Pehle KISS karo, phir PALANG per leta do, phir CHADDI utar do, phir NICHE haath lagao, . . . . Aur check karo k BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na

12. Mola jadon tusi aqal vandi main kitthe sa?

Sawairay jaldi uth k, naha k saf kapray pa k, allah agay sajday pa k, akhan band kar k sachai dil nal pocho¢â‚¬Â¦. Mola jadon tusi aqal vandi main kitthe sa? ¢â‚¬Å“Good Morning¢â‚¬Â

13. 100 pathan aik kashti

100 pathan aik kashti me sawar thay k achanak kashti ruk gai . . . or . . . sab doob gaye, kaisay? . . . pathan thay na sub, dhakka deney utar gaye :p

14. Promise Day Shayari in Hindi

Wo Gulab Jo Tumne Mujhe Diya Tha Wo Pyaar Jo Tumne Mujhse Kiya Tha Wo Yaad Jo Tumne Mujhe Diya Tha Wo Safar Jo Humne Saath Tay Kiya Tha Nahi Bhool Pauga Mai Jab Tak Hai Jaan Jab Tak Hai Jaan Happy Promise Day

15. Bad-tameez....miss u meray yaar

Bad-tameez Chaddar ki KAMEEZ, Lohe ka PAIJAMA, Bandar tera MAMA, Billi teri MAUSI, Kutte mera YAAR, Aam ka AACHAR Miss u mere YAAR

16. Teri yaad mein humne

Teri yaad mein humne qalam uthaya liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi socha tha k usko dil se laga kar rakhenge magar woh to bacho ko daraane ke kaam aayi...

17. Aaj kuch ghabraye se lagte ho,

Aaj kuch ghabraye se lagte ho, Thand mein kapkapaye se lagte ho, Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki, Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho ?Good Morning?

18. 3 sardar after exam

3 sardar after exam 1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hon. 2nd: Main bhi! 3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p

19. Time bhi barha diya..!!

TIK TIK TIK TIK Aata Daal Ghee Cheeni Chawal Doodh Tail Gosht Petrol K baad ab Aah Time bhi barha diya..!!

20. Naya Saal Mubarok ho tuje mere Dost / Yaar.

Es Naye Saal mai.. Jo to chahe wo tera ho, Har din khubsoorat aur ratain roshan ho, Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar, Naya Saal Mubarok ho tuje mere Yaar.

21. Missed SMS

. . . . . Message dhoond rahay ho? zaroori nahi k har SMS main koi msg ko, BASS...AAP ki yaad ayii, is liyai missed SMS ker diya..

22. Balti bhar roh-e-afza

Bus itna he kaha tha k Barson k Piyasay hain PaPpU, Balti bhar k us zalim ne ROH'AFZA bana diya...

23. 75 year old lady zarorut-e-rishta

75 year old lady ne newspaper me add diya, "Zarorut-e-rishta" 7 din k baad ek letter aaya "Amma is umer mein rishtay nahin, Farishtay aatay hain"

24. Her bhikar k hath me mobile

Kya aap Jante he ki "Dheeru Bhai Ambani" ka akhri sapna kya tha ? ? ? ki har bhikari ke hath me mobile ho, or aaj tumne vo sapna pura kr Diya

25. Subzi Mandi ki tarha

Lips Bhindi ki tarha, Gaal Tamatar ki tarha, Eyes Matar ki tarha, Poora Face Gobih ki tarha, Ya Allah Ek hi Dost diya, Wo bhi Subzi Mandi ki tarha!!!

26. Memon and banana shopkeeper

Memon: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya? Shopkeeper: 1Rs. Memon: 60 Paisa ka deta hai? S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega. Memon:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de :p

27. Boy and Girl in Hotel

Boy : main last baar puchh raha hoon , tum mujhse shaadi karogi ?? Girl : Nahi Boy : Soch Lo Girl : Keh Diya na Nahi Boy : Waiter , Bill alag-alag lana

28. Aaj k devdaas ki bat maano

Na pyar, na yaar, na mohabbat, na dosti yaro, Aaj k devdaas ki bat mano, na chandar mukhi na paaro, bas har larki ko aankh maaro

29. Such yeh duniya badi zalim hai

De kar haath dosti ka wapis lia nahi jata, Is nazuk mohabbat ko zakham diya nahi jata, Such yeh duniya badi zalim hai, SMS itna sasta he phir bhi kia nahi jata

30. Zindagi me chaar cheezien kabhi bhi aa sakti hain-

Zindagi me chaar cheezien kabhi bhi aa sakti hain- 'Neend'; 'Paisa'; 'maut'; aur... aur... aur... aur... 'MERI PYARI SI YAAD' kyon...Aayi na.

31. 1 Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga

1 Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga Jese khana kharab, Jese total azaab, Jesey Aadi faqeer, Jesay murda zameer, Jese Naasoor ho koii sartaa howaa, Ek zardari ko dekha to aisa laga, Jese bijli ka taar Jese khanjar ki dhaar, Jesey dozakh ki aag, Jesey zehrila naag, Jese garmi ki dhoop Jese shetan ka roop

32. 7 aur 7 kitne hon ge?

Teacher: agar 1 aur 1 2 hote hain aur 2 aur 2 4 hote hain aur 3 aur 3 6 hote hain phir 7 aur 7 kitne hon ge? Student: sir, asaan wale ap ne khud hal kar liye aur mushkil wala mere liye chor diya:p

33. Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyar

Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyar Raah main chorr kar mat jana mere yaar Bin tere hum ji na payenge Tum na hoge to hum BEWAQOOF kisay banayenge;-)