I will give both of them
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them
Latest SMS / text messages & jokes [Love / Funny / good night / good morning / romantic / birthday & adult]
SMS / Text Messages
Girls r like phones
Girls are like phones.
We like to be held
and talked too-
but if u press the
wrong button
u'll be disconnected!
U r a nice person...
U r a nice person...
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning...
1st. pray to God so that u can live....
2nd.take a bath so that others can live....
Happy birthday 2 u
Happy birthday 2 u, happy birthday 2 u! u were born in d zoo' u were born in d zoo' with d monkeys 'n donkeys dats looks just like u!
Better to light candle instead of complain
When Life Seems To Put Out Every Light You Have,
It Is Better to Light A Candle
Than To Complain About The Darkness.
In love, is what I am with you
Love,is more than what I have.
Love,is more than what you are.
Love,takes me where Ive never been.
Love,takes me where I am today.
In love,is what I am with you.
My message & your smile
Wonderful Combinations in this world...
Heart & Beats,
Night & Moon,
Music & Songs,
Roses & Love,
Fish & water,
My message & Your SMILE..!
Difference b/w promises & memories
Best diference between PROMISES and MEMORIES...
PROMISE: we break them..
.
.
.
MEMORIES: they break us.
Gungunatay Hue Anchal Ki Hawa Deh
Gungunatay Hue Anchal Ki Hawa Deh Mujh Ko
Ungliyaan phair Ke BAloon Main Sulla Deh Mujh Ko
Jis Tarah Faltu Guldaan Paray Rehtay Hain
Apne Ghar Ke Kisi Konay Se Lagga Deh Mujh Ko
Yaad Kar Ke Mujhe Takleef He Hoti Hogii
Aik Kissa Hoon Purana Sa Bhulla Deh Mujh Ko
Doobtay Doobtay Awaaz Teri Sunn Jaoon
Akhiri Baar Tu Sahil Se Sadah Deh Mujh Ko
Main Tere Hijr Main Chup Chaap Na Marr Jaoon Kahin
Main Hoon Saktay Main Kabhii Aa Ke Rulla Deh Mujh Ko
Dekh Main Hogaya Badnaam Kitaboon Ki Tarah
Merii Tasheer Na Kar Ab Tu Jalla Deh Mujh Ko
Rhootna Tera Meri Jaan Liye Jata Hai
Aesay Naraaz Na Ho Hans Ke Dekha Deh Mujh Ko
Aur Kuch Bhi Nahi Manga Mere Malik Tujh Se
Us Ki Galiyoon Main Parii Khaak Banaa Deh Mujh Ko
Log Kehtay Hain Ke Yeh Ishq Niggal Jata Hai
Main Bhi Is Ishq Main Aya Hoon,Dua Deh Mujhe Ko
Yahi Okaat Hai Meri Tere Jeevan Mein Ke Main
Koi Kamzoor Sa Lamha Hoon, Bhulla Deh Mujh Ko
Lonely road of broken dreams
I'm A Lonely Road Of
Broken Dreams
Its A Boulevard That
I'm Searching For
These Stars Are All
So Dull
Its The Moon That I'm
Searching For
Happiness Is So Angry
At Me
Its Life That I'm
Searching For
There Is A Crowd
Around Me At All Times
Its a Friend That I'm
Searching For
My Life Is Just Like
Path
Its A Destination That
I'm Searching For
Don't Know What Is It
That I've Lost
May Be Its 'ME' That
I'm Searching For !!
5 funny facts of life
Having 1 child makes you a parent
but having 2 makes you a refree.
Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right
and the other is always husband.
You can't buy love
but you pay heavily for it.
Wife and husband always compromise,
husband admits that he's wrong and wife too agrees with him.
Our language is called the mother tongue
because the father never gets a chance to Speak.!:p
Agar Tum DON hotay to dialouge kya hotay?
Agar Tum Don hotay to dialouge kya hotay?
Mere sar par baal aanay ka intezaar
to 11 shehron ke naa'yi kar rahay hain,
par mere sar par baal aana mushkil
hi nahi namumkin hai...