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1 makhi ki halat bohat kharab

1 makhi ki halat bohat kharab
thi wo doctor k paas gayai!

Doctor: kiya howa?

Makhi: Bus chai main gir gayai thi
ek "MEMON" nay choos
choos ker bura haal ker dia

Boy: BUS aur LARKI

Boy: BUS aur LARKI
aik jaisi hoti hain,
1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai.

Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY
ek jaisay hotay hain,
1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain....

You are BANDAR

U r BANDAR
It means:

B=Beautifull
A=Attractive
N=Naughty
D=Decent
A=Adorable
R=Romantic

R U smiling?
Ziadah khush na ho yaar ho to tum band hi na:p

Who is guilty (Husband / Wife) ?

Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night
and suddenly shouts: "Up! Quick! My husband is back!"

Man gets up, jumps out of the window,
hurts himself, and then realizes: "Damn, I am the husband!"

Shaam e Gham Ki Qasam

Shaam e Gham Ki Qasam

Aaj GhamgEen Hain Hum
Aa Bhe Jaa Aa Bhe ja Aaj Meray Sanam
Dil PreShan Hai Raat Veeraan Hai
Dekh Ja Kis Trah Aaj tAnhA Hain Hum

Shaam e Gham Kii Qasam

Khail Kaisa Jo PehlOo Mein tOo Hi Nahien
Maar Dalay Na dArd e jUdaii Kahien
Rut HaSEen Hai To Ko Kya Chandni Hai To Kya
Chandhi Zulam Hai Or jUdaii Sitam

Shaam e Gham Ki Qasam

Ab To Aaja K Ab Raat Bhe So Gaii
Zindgi Gham K Sehraon Mein Kho Gaii
DhOondhatii Hai Nazar tOo Khaan Hai Magar
Dekhtay Dekhtay Aaya AankhOn Mein Nam
Shaam e Gham Ki Qasam