It must have been a rainy day when you were born
It must have been a rainy day
when you were born,
but it wasn't really rain,
the sky was crying because
it lost his most beautiful angel...
happy birthday dear friend
Latest SMS / text messages & jokes [Love / Funny / good night / good morning / romantic / birthday & adult]
SMS / Text Messages
Boy: BUS aur LARKI
A classic back-and-forth roast: boys compare girls to buses, and girls fire back with an equally sharp observation about how boys travel in packs.
Boy: BUS aur LARKI
aik jaisi hoti hain,
1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai.
Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY
ek jaisay hotay hain,
1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain....
Never cry for the person who hurts you
Never cry for the person who hurts you.
Just smile & say:
Thanks for giving me the chance
to find someone better than you.!
A successful man / woman
A successful man is one
who makes more money
than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one
who can find such a man.
You are not okay
Sometimes when I say,"I am okay",
I want someone
to look me in the eyes,
Hug me tight,
and
say,"I know you are not".
A Good / Best Teacher is who ....
A Good Teacher Is Who
Tells To Study Hard...
But,,
A Best Teacher Is Who
Stands Outside D
Examination Hall N Shouts. . .
"OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE
APNI APNI PARCHIY CHUPA LO..." =P =D
You are BANDAR
Roman Urdu SMS that expands BANDAR into a string of flattering traits, then warns the reader not to get too smug.
U r BANDAR
It means:
B=Beautifull
A=Attractive
N=Naughty
D=Decent
A=Adorable
R=Romantic
R U smiling?
Ziadah khush na ho yaar ho to tum band hi na:p
Who is guilty (Husband / Wife) ?
Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night
and suddenly shouts: "Up! Quick! My husband is back!"
Man gets up, jumps out of the window,
hurts himself, and then realizes: "Damn, I am the husband!"
Shaam e Gham Ki Qasam
A ghazal about a lonely evening, the room feels like a desert — come back, just once, before this night swallows everything.
Shaam e Gham Ki Qasam
Aaj GhamgEen Hain Hum
Aa Bhe Jaa Aa Bhe ja Aaj Meray Sanam
Dil PreShan Hai Raat Veeraan Hai
Dekh Ja Kis Trah Aaj tAnhA Hain Hum
Shaam e Gham Kii Qasam
Khail Kaisa Jo PehlOo Mein tOo Hi Nahien
Maar Dalay Na dArd e jUdaii Kahien
Rut HaSEen Hai To Ko Kya Chandni Hai To Kya
Chandhi Zulam Hai Or jUdaii Sitam
Shaam e Gham Ki Qasam
Ab To Aaja K Ab Raat Bhe So Gaii
Zindgi Gham K Sehraon Mein Kho Gaii
DhOondhatii Hai Nazar tOo Khaan Hai Magar
Dekhtay Dekhtay Aaya AankhOn Mein Nam
Shaam e Gham Ki Qasam
Love is the emblem of eternity;
Love makes time meaningless — no memory of when it began, no fear of when it might end.
Love is the emblem of eternity;
it confounds all notions of time;
effaces all memory of beginning,
all fear of an end.
I will give both of them
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them
Girls r like phones
The classic phone metaphor applied to girls — cheeky but very shareable.
Girls are like phones.
We like to be held
and talked too-
but if u press the
wrong button
u'll be disconnected!