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Good morning & have a nice day

A warm Roman Urdu good morning weaving together the first sunbeam, the first birdsong, and the first rainbow into one wish.

Soraj ki pehli kiran
Din ka pehla pehar
Panchion ki pehli chehchahat
Dhanak ka pehla rang
Hawa ki thandi sansanahat
Subha ka pehla khomar:
GOOD MORNING
&
HAVE NICE DAY

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I'm not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)

Thakanpur se fresh nagar

A funny Roman Urdu good night styled as an official train announcement for the Nindiya Express, now boarding at Platform Bedfoam.

Thakanpur se fresh nagar janey
wali Nindiya Express bedfoam pe khari hay,

Ap se guzarish hay k apne qeemti sapnay
sath le ker sawaar ho jayen.

"Good Night"

A child after 3 month of marriage

A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?

Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.

Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months

Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month.

Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle;->

1 horror movie dekhi

Husband describes a horror film where a creature circled him menacingly; wife asks which film — it was their wedding video.

Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,
1 churail kabhi mere age
kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki

We are tested for something v never taught

We Go To School/College/
University Everyday.
We Learn Pointless Things,
But
We Are Never Taught
How To Make Moments Last.
But
I Think The Most Unfair
Thing Is At The End Of It,
We Are Tested On Something
We Are Never Taught -
We Have To Stand In Front Of
Each Other And Say
Good Bye