Part or Art of Life
Living in the favourable and unfavourable situation is called
"PART OF LIFE",
But smiling in all those situations is called
"ART OF LIFE".
Living in the favourable and unfavourable situation is called
"PART OF LIFE",
But smiling in all those situations is called
"ART OF LIFE".
A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman's breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?
Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?
Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
A warm Roman Urdu good morning weaving together the first sunbeam, the first birdsong, and the first rainbow into one wish.
Soraj ki pehli kiran
Din ka pehla pehar
Panchion ki pehli chehchahat
Dhanak ka pehla rang
Hawa ki thandi sansanahat
Subha ka pehla khomar:
GOOD MORNING
&
HAVE NICE DAY
Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:
1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I'm not a mango man
2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits
3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also
4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.
5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)
A funny Roman Urdu good night styled as an official train announcement for the Nindiya Express, now boarding at Platform Bedfoam.
Thakanpur se fresh nagar janey
wali Nindiya Express bedfoam pe khari hay,
Ap se guzarish hay k apne qeemti sapnay
sath le ker sawaar ho jayen.
"Good Night"
A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?
Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.
Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months
Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month.
Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle;->
Everything that is happening
at this moment is a result
of the choices you've made in the past.
(Deepak Chopra)
Husband describes a horror film where a creature circled him menacingly; wife asks which film — it was their wedding video.
Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,
1 churail kabhi mere age
kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki
The future belongs to those
who believe in
the beauty of their dreams.
(Eleanor Roosevelt)
God has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
And many more......this is call as
"Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan..."
We Go To School/College/
University Everyday.
We Learn Pointless Things,
But
We Are Never Taught
How To Make Moments Last.
But
I Think The Most Unfair
Thing Is At The End Of It,
We Are Tested On Something
We Are Never Taught -
We Have To Stand In Front Of
Each Other And Say
Good Bye