SMS / Text Messages

Yar I trusted you so much

Yar I trusted you so much
but ur mouth is never shut.
Why did u tel otherz my secrets?
U really disappointed me,
plz stop telling everybody that,
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I'm so CUTE.

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to you,
Even though i wish it earlier i dun cared.
Dun forget bout our friendship, that we've shared.

Let me kiss your lips

Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
"PEPSODENT"
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday :)

Forget the times ...

Forget the times he walked by,
Forget the times he made you cry,

Forget the times he spoke your name,
Remember now your not the same.

Forget the times he held your hand,
Forget the sweet things if you can,

Forget the times & don't pretend,
Remember now he's just your friend.

Wife said I'm dying

Husband texts to wife on cell..

"Hi,what r u doing Darling?"

Wife: I'm dying..!

Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"

Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."

Husband: "Bloody English Language!

3 cheezain

3 cheezain zindagi me 1 bar milti hain
1.Waalden
2.Husn.
3.Jawani

3 cheezain soch samajh ker uthao
1.Qadam
2.Qasam
3.Qalam

3 chizain soch ker karo
1.Mohabbat
2.Bat
3.Faisla

3 chizin kisi ka intezar nahin kartien
1.Maut
2.Waqt
3.Umar

3 chizein choti na samjho
1.Qarz
2.Farz
3.Marz

parho samjho or amal bhi karo

Girl checking her weight

A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg .
Removes Sandal = 56.
Then Dupatta = 52
Now Coins Finished.......
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A Boy In A Q Behind Her
Said
Ü Carry On"",
I Have Coins!