A flattering build-up about beauty and depth — landing squarely on the one compliment nobody actually asked for.
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dost me aap jaisa...
Nalayak koi nahi!
A man's feeling
.
.
.
It feels like a mini heart attack
when i dont find my mobile in my pocket
&
Its almost like heart fail
when i see it in my girlfriend's hand !
The tongue has no bones,
but is strong enough to break a heart.
So be careful with your words.
I Know Your Life Can Go On Without Me,
That You Can Be Happy Without Me,
That You Can Survive Without Me,
But Even If You Turn Me Away,
I Will Still Choose To Stay With You,
Be Your Sweetest Stranger Forever
Skips the usual how-are-you and asks the only question worth asking: did you smile today?
It Is Very Usual 2 Ask
Whats Up?
H R U?
Had Ur Lunch?
Hows Life etc etc,
So Let Me Ask U Something Different
Did U Smile 2day?
If not Just do it now;-)
A sardarji's boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old
Successful people make money.
It's not that people who make money become successful,
but that successful people attract money.
They bring success to what they do.
(Wayne Dyer)
Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,
Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,
kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!
jao nahao (,?. *,?.)
By "double meaning or misleading sms" we refer to those messages which are twisted and tends to be different than somebody can think of.
Enjoy reading & rating our misleading sms messages collection:)
A funny Rakhi message: I'd choose you as my brother in the next life — but only if you buy me a Mercedes.
If I can choose my brother in next life,
it'll b u (if u gift me a Mercedes Benz 2morrow
Love you always. Happy Raksha Bandhan.
Interesting moments in our daily life:
Trying hard to find the mobile when it is in silent mode
A random day dream & then realizing that you were staring at someone by mistake
Restarting the song when you miss your most favorite line
Everything else becoming more interesting when its exam time
Enjoying the moment when someone interrupts the class for an important announcement
Shouting 'sirrrr/missss' when its 1o b4 break...
Life is fun when you take it as simple as it actually is
Students Vs Teachers :-
When We are in Class. We Are Students.
When they are in class They are Scholars.
When v Correct our Writing its Overwriting.
When they Correct their, its Correction,
When v copy from Others, We are Cheaters,
When they Copy they Quote
When We don't do our work in time, We are Sluggish,
When they don't do, they are Busy,
When We Joke in class, We are Jokers,
When They are joke, They r Witty :P