Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class

Think +ve:)

1st ever intelligent sardar.

Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?

sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)

Longing makes rest impossible, but the courage to reach out takes far more than a single moment allows — centuries of patience, not minutes.

Jis ghari teriyadon ka sama hota ha,
Phir humein aram kahan hota hay,

Hosla mujh mein nahi tujhko bula deny ka,
Kaam sadiyon ka hai, lamhon main kahan hota hai

Too often
We don't realize
What we have
Until
It's gone,

Too often
We're too stubborn to say
'Sorry, I was wrong'

Too often
It seems we hurt the one's closest to our hearts
N
We let the most foolish things tear us apart . . . !!!

Someone wished you a super duper birthday, or you want to send that kind of loud, happy wish yourself? Here's what the phrase means and plenty of wishes to pick from.

What does super duper birthday mean?

"Super duper" is an informal, playful English phrase that means extremely good or wonderful. So "wishing you a super duper happy birthday" simply means wishing someone an extra-happy, really great birthday. It sounds cheerful and a little childlike, which is why it suits friends, kids and family more than a formal card.

Super duper birthday wishes

1. Let the God decorate each
   golden ray of the sun reaching u
   with wishes of success,
   happiness and prosperity 4 u,
   wish you a super duper happy birthday.
2. Wishing you a super duper happy birthday with extra cake, extra laughs and zero responsibilities today.
3. Happy birthday! Not just happy. Not just super. Super duper happy. You deserve the full upgrade.
4. May your birthday be super, your year be duper, and your cake be bigger than both.
5. Super duper birthday wishes to someone who makes ordinary days feel like a party.
6. Today is your day, so everything gets the super duper treatment: the cake, the gifts, the hugs.
7. Wishing you a super duper birthday and a year full of good surprises.

Super duper birthday wishes for a friend

1. Happy super duper birthday, buddy! Another year older and still the most ridiculous person I know. Never change.
2. To my partner in crime: have a super duper birthday and an even better year.
3. Super duper happy birthday, yaar! Party at your place, cake on you, memories on both of us.
4. You've been a super duper friend all year. Today you get a super duper birthday. Fair deal.
5. Happy birthday to the friend who answers my calls at 2 a.m. May your day be super duper and your sleep uninterrupted.
6. Wishing my best friend a super duper birthday with all the food and none of the guilt.

Super duper birthday wishes for your love

1. Happy birthday, my love. A regular wish didn't feel big enough for you, so here's a super duper one.
2. Super duper happy birthday to the person who makes every day feel like a celebration.
3. My wish for you today: a super duper birthday, a year of smiles, and me by your side for all of it.
4. You're my favourite person, so you get my favourite wish. Have a super duper happy birthday, jaan.
5. Roses are nice, cake is better, but you are the best. Super duper happy birthday, sweetheart.

Super duper birthday wishes for kids and family

1. Happy super duper birthday, little champ! May your day be full of balloons, cake and your favourite cartoons.
2. To my super duper sister: happy birthday! Thank you for every secret kept and every fight forgiven.
3. Super duper happy birthday, bhai! May Allah give you a long, happy life full of barakah. Ameen.
4. Happy birthday, Mom. You're super duper in every way, and today we get to spoil you for once.
5. Wishing our little star a super duper birthday and a year of growing taller, smarter and even sweeter.

Short super duper birthday wishes

1. Super duper happy birthday!
2. Have a super duper day, birthday star!
3. Super duper wishes, just for you.
4. Happy birthday! Make it super duper.
5. Big hugs and a super duper birthday to you.

More messages you might like

• 12 o'clock birthday wishes
• Belated Teachers' Day wishes
• Be the reason for someone's happiness
• Good morning sweety messages
• All birthday SMS

A teacher asks a Pathan what a murderer is called, using the example of killing one's own father. Pathan's answer sidesteps the vocabulary entirely.

Teacher 2 pathan: Qaatil kise kehtay hain ?

Pathan: Pata nahi,

Teacher: agar tum apnay baap ko
qatal ker do to tum kia kehlao gay?

Pathan: YATEEM

I just feel u....

Whenever I feel u....
I just miss u .....
Whenever i miss u ....
I just wanna See u ....
Do u know why.......

It's juts because ............

******I LOVE CARTOONS*******

Some People Are So Lucky That
Even After Hurting,
They Get So Much Love
& Some Are So Unlucky That
Even After giving So Much Love,
They Always Get Hurt