SMS / Text Messages

I feel something in my heart

I feel something in my heart,
It's like a little flame,
Every time I see you,
This flame lights up,
This flame is special for you,
Because I LOVE YOU!

If I'm gonna die tomorrow

If i would know that I'm gonna die tomorrow,
I'll spend 23 hours with u and
if u wonder what about the last hour
In that I'll find someone
who can take care of u
Love you always.

If you r in a dark room

If you r in a dark room,
You find blood everywhere
And the walls are shaking
- Don't worry friend,
U r at the safest place,
You r in my heart.

Sardar ki wife inspecter se!

Wife reports husband missing for a week after going to buy potatoes; the sardar inspector tells her to just cook something else.

Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(

Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

With a girl who's in my heart...

Short and direct — for when you want to say you are completely and happily in love, and there is nowhere else you'd rather be.

Till the end of time...
In a world so close to me...
I'm just so in love...
With a girl who's in my heart...
I Love U...

Asked for a kiss

Best Reply Ever By a Girl
When She Is Asked For a Kiss
By Her Boyfriend
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Karlo :p
Just do it :p

Kiss is like a stamp

Specially dedicated to boys:
A kiss is like a stamp,
Once u stamp a gal,
she wouldn't go anywhere else

Guys r like stamp paper,
jitne bhi lagao kum hai

Never KISS a lady police

Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.

Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please

Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time