SMS / Text Messages

Wife comes home late at night

Wife comes home late at night
and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.

From under the blanket
she sees four legs instead of two!

She reaches for a baseball bat
and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.

Once she's done,
she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.

As she enters,
she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. :s

"hi darling", he says,
"your parents have come to visit us,
so I let them stay in our bedroom.
Hope you have said hello to them.

God Always Has Something For You

God Always Has Something For You

A Key For Every Problem
A Light For Every Shadow
A Relief For Every Sorrow
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A Plan For Every Tomorrow

Keep Faith

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A Special Package For Business Men.

An airline free-wife-ticket deal that backfires badly when letters go to the wives.

An Airline Introduced
A Special Package For Business Men.
Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free

After Great Success,
The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives
Asking How Was The Trip.
All Of Them Gave A Same Reply...

"Which Trip ?"