Someone asked a women r u a working woman or a housewife?
Her answer , "yes i am a ful time working housewife,
I work 24 hours a day...
I am an alarm clock,a cook, a maid,a teacher,a waiter,a nanny,a nurse,a handyman,a security officer,a counsellor and a comforter.
I don't get holidays, sick leave or days off.
I work through day and night..
I am on call all hours and get paid wth a sentence
"Tum krti he kia ho ghar mai" (What at all do you do at house ?)
Dedicated 2 all moms, wives,daughters n sisters.

A sardar points at a restaurant menu and orders the owner by mistake.

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can't get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.

Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,

Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad

I want 2 tell u,
during the times when we fought,
my love was in a different mood.
Happy Raksha Bandhan sweety!

Urgently needed:
Not blood, but an Electrician to restore the current between people who do not speak to each other anymore.
An Optician, to change the outlook of people.
An Artist, to draw a smile on everyone's face.
A Constructor, to build a bridge between neighbors.
A Gardener, to cultivate good thoughts.
And last but not least a Mathematician, for all of us to relearn how to add love and sympathy to our relations.

A short observation about husbands taking out the trash like a heroic act.

A husband is someone who,
after taking the trash out,
gives the impression
he just cleaned the whole house.

"When Someone Cares For Us,
We Think They R Boring Us.
But
When We Really Need Them,
Someone Else Have Already Liked Their Boring Care!"

Realise It Before You Lose!

This is Student Life Definitions Altered :D

SPEED : Getting ready in 5 minutes
SHARING : Whole class copying one assignment but in totally different way
PRESENTATION SKILLS : Can present one answer in 5 different ways for 5 different questions :D
EDITING : Your report contains atleast 5 pages less than the person from whom you copied
MULTI TASKING: Playing games on cell, sms to gf/bf, gossiping with seat mate, day dreaming, making teacher's sketch and still pretending that you are listening what teacher is saying.

ART : Beautiful art on the last page of note book.
SENSE OF HUMOR : Provide best unintentional humour to teachers during Viva :D
CONSISTENCY : Once a Zero, always a Zero!
VOICE MODULATION : Attendance in 5 different voices.
STAMINA : Tolerating teacher for consecutive 1 hour :D
PERIPHERAL VISION: Staring at your crush, no matter where so ever he/she sits :D
HUMANITY : Failing and keeping the consistency of giving others a chance to top! :D
TALENT : Make whole class laugh no matter how tense is the situation :P :D