I am a good enough person to forgive you,
but not stupid enough to trust you again.

An Airline Introduced
A Special Package For Business Men.
Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free

After Great Success,
The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives
Asking How Was The Trip.
All Of Them Gave A Same Reply...

"Which Trip ?"

1st ever intelligent sardar.

Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?

sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)

The warmth of Ur love is
all I need during cold times.
Happy Raksha Bandhan Didi.

Too often
We don't realize
What we have
Until
It's gone,

Too often
We're too stubborn to say
'Sorry, I was wrong'

Too often
It seems we hurt the one's closest to our hearts
N
We let the most foolish things tear us apart . . . !!!

Lady On Fone
Hi Sir, I want To Meet & Talk To u.
U Are The father Of 1 Of My Kids.

Man Stunnd,Omg!
R U Riya
No

Anu?
No

Pari?
No

Jasi?
No

Lady in confusion

No Sir I am The Class Teacher
Of Ur Son.

Teacher 2 pathan: Qaatil kise kehtay hain ?

Pathan: Pata nahi,

Teacher: agar tum apnay baap ko
qatal ker do to tum kia kehlao gay?

Pathan: YATEEM

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.