Even the driver say's so ...
A man while making love to his maid,
exclaimed 'Martha ur are sweeter than my wife'
The maid smiled and said
'i know 'cos the driver always tells me so'
Latest SMS / text messages & jokes [Love / Funny / good night / good morning / romantic / birthday & adult]
SMS / Text Messages
Tumhari is ada ka kya jawad du
A Roman Urdu birthday message searching for the right gift and settling on a heartfelt wish.
Tumhari is ada ka kya jawad du,
apne dost ko kya uphar du,
koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata,
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du...HAPPY BIRTHDAY My love.
Mushraf ki niyat
Satirical joke casting Musharraf's military prayers as targeting Jamia Hafza seminary — political topical humour from the 2000s.
Mushraf ki niyat
"Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki.
6 rocket fire farz.
Wasty bUSH uncle k.
Muon mera Jamia hafza ki tarf"
I wish to be a good one
One Day I'll Be
Just A MEMORY For
Some People ...
But
I Do My Best
To Be A Good 0ne ... !!!
Childhood is like being drunk
A short comparison between childhood and being drunk — memory not included.
C H I L D H O O D
Is Like Being
D R U N K . . .
Everyone Remembers
What You Did,
Except You ..
Let me ask u something different
It Is Very Ussual 2 Ask
Whats Up?
H R U?
Had Ur Lunch?
Hows Life etc etc,
So Let Me Ask U Something Different
Did U Smile 2day?
If not Just do it now;-)
Dil udaas hoota hay
Roman Urdu verse about evening sadness and broken hopes, the beloved's memory sharpest when the moon moves near its stars.
Sham hote hi ye dil udas hota hai
Tute khwabon k siwa kuch na pas hota hai
teri yad aise me boht aati hai
chand jb apne sitaron k pas hota hai.!
Nothing to you, everything to me
Its Not When I Look Back,
At All The Memories &
Good Times We Had,
Makes Me Sad,
Its When U Consider Those,
Memories As Nothing To you,
When They Meant,
Everything To Me.
I have been replaced
I have tried to move on
but with every guy
I feel more & more
like I'll never be able to replace u.
And the sad thing is...
I know I have already been replaced
Monkeys play football
Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.
Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.
Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.
Cherish your visions and your dreams
Cherish your visions and your dreams,
as they are the children of your soul,
the blueprints of your ultimate achievements.
(Napoleon Hill)
Yar I trusted you so much
Yar I trusted you so much
but ur mouth is never shut.
Why did u tel otherz my secrets?
U really disappointed me,
plz stop telling everybody that,
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I'm so CUTE.