That's a true relation
Shakespare says
"When you'r angry at someone
&
get irritated time to time
but
you still can't live without Him/Her
.
.
.
That's a relation.True relation
Shakespare says
"When you'r angry at someone
&
get irritated time to time
but
you still can't live without Him/Her
.
.
.
That's a relation.True relation
In soft gleaming of stars....
may all ur dreams come true,
may evry star of every night bring love and joy to you
Happy Birthday .......
Birthdays are 4 fun
Enjoy a sticky bun
I'm glad u r my mate
Hope ur birthdays great.
A mock telecom alert spoofing a recharge reminder to say: your love's validity is expiring, please send a cute SMS to renew.
DEAR CUSTOMER:
Assalam-o-Aliakum,
Aapki mohabbat ki validity khatam ho rahi hai,
Baraye meharbani forun 1 pyara sa SMS kar k recharge karen,
FROM:
LOVE CARE CENTER
For when you've stopped explaining yourself and just let people be. About getting older and wiser without making a speech about it.
I knew I matured
when I realized every situation doesn't need a reaction.
Sometimes you just gotta leave people
to do the lame shit they do.
Little johnny: Mam,will you punish me
for something that I didn't do ?
Teacher : Not at all.
Little johnny : That's good.
Actually i didn't do my homework!
Dear,
"You may not be perfect in many things . .
But
Many things cannot be perfect without you :-) "
When A Girl
Accepts Your Friend Request It Means She
Accepted Your “Friendship” Not Your
“Proposal”,
When A Girl Sends You A Friend Request It
Means She Wants To Be Your Friend Not Your
Girlfriend,
When She Tag You It Means She Wants To
Share Her Thoughts With You And Not That
She’s Lost In Your Thoughts,
When She Comments On Your Status It Meams
She’s Just Being Social And Not Flirting,
When She Like Your Comment It Means She
Like Your Comment Not You
A man came home late at night after a party.
His wife yelled:
"how would you feel if you don't see me for two days?"
The man couldnt believe his luck: 'that would be great'!
Monday passed and he didnt see her......
Tuesday and wednesday passed too.....
On thursday his swelling became better
And now he could see her from the
Corner of one eye;)
Student lament about an ocean of syllabus, a river of studying, and ending up with barely a handful of marks.
Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein
Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein
Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain
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A fly visits the doctor after falling into tea — a Memon sucked on it so enthusiastically the fly is in a terrible state.
1 makhi ki halat bohat kharab
thi wo doctor k paas gayai!
Doctor: kiya howa?
Makhi: Bus chai main gir gayai thi
ek "MEMON" nay choos
choos ker bura haal ker dia