You know why women starts with 'W'...
because all questions start with "W".. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!!

Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?

studnt:No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam's pharray (Cheating material) today:-)

Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y didnt u exchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..

Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,

And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.

aaj tumhein akeiley mein...
le ja kar...
apney hontoon se eik...
k...
ki...
kis..
kiss...
kissa sunaon bili aur chohey ka..........

What? is a difference between
a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?

A kiss is so dear,?
A car is too dear and
A monkey is U dear.

I Always Remember The People,
Who Are Special For Me,
Important For Me,
Near & Dear To Me,
Unavoidable For Me,
I Think About Them,
I Care About Them,
I Pray For Them
&
You Are One Of Them.
So I Wish, May Allah Fill Your Life With Colors Of Happiness & Smiles.
STAY BLESSED ALL THE TIME
Aameen..!

Boy: Marry Me..?

Girl: Do You Have A House...?
Boy: No..

Girl: Do You Have A Bmw Car...?
Boy: No..

Girl: How Much Is Your Salary..?
Boy: No Salary, But...

Girl: No But.You Have Nothing.
How Can I Marry You? Leave Please!!

Boy: (talking To Himself) I Have One Villa, 3 Property
Lands, 3 Ferrari ' S, And 3 Porsche's. Why Would I Need
To Have A Bmw ? How Could I Get A Salary When
I'm The Boss!
& The Girl Lost Her Chance =P =D