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Parrot bola pathan

Aik pathan apnay kandhay per aik Pakistani
totay (parrot) ko bitha ker jaa raha tha..

Kisi nay pocha:"Yeh kon sa janwar hai?"

tota(parrot) bola: "PATHAN"

If Not happy being single!

"If you are not happy being single,
U'll never be happy in a relationship..!!
Get your own life first,
then try 2 share it with someone"

Parrot sits on elephant

Q- a parrots sits on an elephant and the elephant died!!
Prove how is this possible….?
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Physics student:
assume that elephant’s name is parrot
&
parrot’s name is elephant:d:p:)
physics can prove anything

belated happy b'day

my plane was crashed but i m ok,
my car was stolen yesterday,
i missed the bus,&
my mobile's battry was also verylow,
thats y i can't get u yesterday,
plz 4giv me & HAPPY BLATED B'DAY 2 U

"HaPpY BirThDaY 2 U MY Dear FRIEND

"happy birth da 2 U"

May ALLAH give u lots
of such joys &
happy moments.
May U live long &
live happy. May worries,
thoughts,angers &
bad lucks remain
away 4m u.
I wish u good luck.
A nice & lovely life 2
come. Bright &
joyful future & all
the goods that U
can ever Wish or think off.
I wish, may ur dreams come true
& all sad
thoughts off.
AMEEN.