A recently fired
stock trader said ...

"This is worse than divorce...
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife..."

Four guys
1 from Harward:
1 Oxford
1 Texas
&
a Sardar from Pujab university

1 common question:
What is the fastest thing in world?

Oxford:Light
Harvard:Thought
Texas:Blink of an eye
Sardar:Its loose motions,
because last night I was lying in my bed
& before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,
it was over!

A case for loving broadly — those who love deeply accomplish more, and anything done with love is done right.

Love many things,
for therein lies the true strength,
and whosoever loves much performs much,
and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is done well.

Struggling people never
Plan to rest, they
Always plan to struggle
More effectively instead of rest
Because they know
"Time has no holidays.."

I don't know exactly
what being mature is
.
.
.
but I think when you are finally able to joke
about things that once broke your heart!

Wo sunta to main kehta,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha,
wo pal bhar ko jo ruk jata,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha.

kamai zindagi bhar ki,usi k naam to kar di,
mujhe kuch aur karna tha,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha.

kahan us ne suni meri,suni b un-suni kar di,
usay maloom tha itna,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha.

meray dil main jo dar aya,koi mujh main b dar aya,
waheen ik rabta toota,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha.

rawan tha piyar NUS NUS main,bohat qurbat thi apis main,
usay kuch aur sun-ana tha,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha.

ghalat fehmi ne baton ko barha dala younhi warna,
kaha kuch tha,wo kuch samjha,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha.

A nice Thought read it twice.
''Those who are most slow in making a promise,
Are the most faithful in fulfillng it".

Dictionary Says That
'Open' And 'Close' Are Opposites,

But..
Life Teaches That We Are "Open"Only With Those,
With Whom We Are "Close" :-)