Wish I was celebrating with you.
I am dancing and singing on your birthday!
Only that you cant see me!!
Happy birthday
Wish I was celebrating with you.
Latest SMS / text messages & jokes [Love / Funny / good night / good morning / romantic / birthday & adult]
SMS / Text Messages
Pathan ki mangni hoi
A Pathan breaks off his engagement after learning his fiancée had no prior affairs — if no one else wanted her, he figures, why should he.
Pathan ki mangni hoi,
usey pata chala k uski mangaiter
ka kisi se koi affair nahi tha,
us nay yeh keh ker mangni tor di
k jo kisi aur ki nahi ho saki
wo meri kia ho gi?
Life isn't rehearsal
Life isn't a rehearsal.
Each day is a real show..
No retakes..
No rewinding..
So giv d best performance
in all ur roles always.
Subah subah suraj ka sath ho
A warm Roman Urdu good morning imagining birdsong, hot tea, and the memory of someone cherished as the perfect way to start the day.
Subah subah suraj ka sath ho,
parindon ki aawaj ho,
hath mein chaye or yaado me aap ho,
us khush numa subah ki kya bat ho.
GOOD MORNING & HAVE A NICE DAY.
Success formula
Success Formula-
=>Never Be Late
=>Live Simple
=>Expect Little
=>Work More
=>Smile Always
=>Think Positive
=>Don't Argue
=>Be Confident-
Is duniya main 3 tarha k log
Roman Urdu SMS listing three kinds of fortunate people — those with true love, a good friend, and the sender's repeated messages.
Is duniya main 3 tarha k log
khushnaseeb hotey hain
1 jinhye sucha piyar milta hai
2 jinhye acha friend milta hai
3 jinhain mera sms bar bar milta hai
Fill up the blanks
Hey Fill Up The Blanks :-
Your Name_______
Percentage In SSC_____%
Gender_____
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Now Read 'Only' The Answers..! :D :D ;) :P
Birthday defined by a philospher
Fantastic Answer by a philosopher
to a question asked at the BBC.
Define Birthday!
Answer: The only day in your life,
when you cried & your mother was Smiling..!
When you have to walk alone
Some Battles Have To Be Fought Alone,
Some Paths Have To Be Crossed Alone,
So Never Be Emotionally Attached With Anyone.
You Never Know When You Have To Walk Alone
Why did u shoot ur wife ?
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?
Sardar:Your honour,
it's easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.
A broken heart is like a borken mirror.
A broken heart, like a broken mirror, is best left alone — trying to put it back together only cuts you deeper.
A broken heart is like a borken mirror.
It is better to leave it broken
than hurt yourself trying to fix it.
U 've had everything to do and u' ve done it.
Look at a day when you are supremely satisfied at the end.
It's not a day when you lounge around doing nothing,
it's when you've had everything to do and you've done it.
(Margaret Thatcher)