How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 4.O bunty k pappa
Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?
Latest SMS / text messages & jokes [Love / Funny / good night / good morning / romantic / birthday & adult]
SMS / Text Messages
Before & after marriage
Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you...
After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don't come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,
Consult not your fears but..
Consult not your fears
but your hopes and your dreams.
Think not about your frustrations,
but about your unfulfilled potential.
Concern yourself not with what you tried and failed in,
but with what it is still possible for you to do.
(Pope John XXIII)
Doctor suggested full body Xray
Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in "Ungli"
Live, Lead, and preach
GOD Made You To Be You
Not A Copy Of Someone Else
Live ,
Lead
And
Preach With The Personality
GOD Gave You
Man / woman like bluetooth / wifi
Woman is like blue tooth ,
U r next 2 her,
she stays connected,
u go away,
she finds new device
Man is like wi-fi,
many devices can connect 2him at a time
Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza
A Roman Urdu poem that ends with studying as the worst punishment of youth.
koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,
Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)
When u feel sad....
When u feel sad....
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"damn I am really so cute"
u will overcome your sadness.
But don't make this a habit.....
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
We can't kiss our elbow
The fact that we can't kiss our elbow
is enough to make us realize
that something in life
may seem to be very close to us
but is still beyond our reach...!
Nikal lena apna ATM
Insan jb pehli bar dalta hy to wo confuse hota hay
magar tum na ghabrana or dal dena
tum jese hi rakho ge wo khud andar chala jaye ga
phir thumein acha lagnay lagay ga
or
phir ajeeb ajeeb awazen ayen gi,
or phr jub tumhari money nikal jaye
to tum nikal lena apna ATM
Broken trust is like melted chocolate
Broken Trust is like a melted Chocolate,
No matter how u tried to freeze it,
it will never return to its original Shape..!
Kaha koi aisa mila jispe dil luta dete
Kaha koi aisa mila jispe dil luta dete,
har ek ne dhoka diya kis-kisko bhula dete,
apne dil ka dard dil hi mein dabaye rakhe hain,
karte bayan to mehfil ko rula dete.