A husband and wife have a fight, she tells him dinner is poison, and his response shows he heard her perfectly.
Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,
Husb:Rat ko phone pay,"Khanay mein kia hai"
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D
If You Leave Someone
At Least Tell Them
WHY
Because
What's More Painful Than
Being Abandoned
Is Knowing
You Are Not Worth An
Explanation .... !!!
A playfully mischievous Roman Urdu good night promising relentless SMS bombardment until the reader gives up and smiles back.
Sote hue ko jagayenge hum,
Aap ki ninde churayenge hum,
Har waqt sms kar satayenge hum,
Aap ko aayega ghussa lekin us
Ghusse me hi yaad to aayege hum.
Goodnight!
Line by a broken heart
Sorry my heart is
Closed for renovation..!!!
Be back
When the damage has
Been repaired..!
Each mobile network gets matched to a different romantic role — but the only girl actually worth marrying is the one without a phone.
Dosti karo MOBILINK wali se,
Pyar kro INSTA wali se,
Date maro UFONE wali se,
Ankh larao PAKTEL wali se,
Gift lo WARID wali se...
or
..
.
shadi kero BAGHAIR MOBILE wali se
Napoleon Hill's timeless line about what the mind can conceive, believe, and achieve.
What the mind of man can conceive and believe,
the mind of man can achieve.
(Napoleon Hill)
A list of glowing compliments — honest, smart, beautiful, wise — followed by a demand to find out who's spreading these ridiculous rumors.
Tum
Achey
Imandaar
Sundur
Samajhdar
Khobsurat
Dimagh walay
Ho....
.
.
.
.
.
.
pata karo yeh afwahain
kon phaila raha ha:p
Work as though you would live forever,
and live as though you would die today.
(Og Mandino)
Four tips for a better life: live honestly, love without clinging, listen without fighting, speak without hurting.
Tips for a Blissful Life:
LIVE widout pretending,
LOVE widout depending,
LISTEN widout defending,
SPEAK widout offending...!! :-)
The difference between
inside & outside d 'College' gate is..?
We played life inside
&
Life plays with us Outside.!
Enjoy Every Moment While You are still inside :)
Wanna make money through Facebook...??
Go to:
Account->
account settings->
and click on
De-activate your Account
than
Start Working...!! Lolz :-P
Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can't sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
.
.
.
Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn't knew u had a prescription.