"Skills r started with learning
&
Mastered with Improvements
Nothing is Hereditary Except Death!!" :-)

Santa-What Is Difference
Between COFFEE Shop & WINE
Shop?
Banta-COFFEE Shop Is The
Starting Point Of LOVE & WINE
Shop Is Last Point Of LOVE

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.

Husband aur Wife Hotel
me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha,"Koun Thi Wo?"
Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.

"Mein ne to bohat chaha magar wo mila he nahi ...
Laakh koshish ki magar fasla mita he nahi...
Us ko majboor zamane ne is kadar kar diya k...
Meri kisi saada par woh thehra he nahi...
khuda se jholi pehla kay manga tha usay ...
Khuda ne meri kisi dua ko sunna he nahi...
Har aik se pucha sabab us kay na milne ka ...
Har eik ne kaha woh tere liye bana hi nahi...!!

From All The Toys In The World,

People Choose

"Feelings"

To Play With...!!

Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.

So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

A cute love story with happy ending:

One day somebody proposed u!

U said: "i am Not interested."

This way, somebody lived a happy life .