Singing bird will surely come
Always keep hoping for good. As the chinese say....
"Keep a green tree in ur heart,
the singing bird will surely come."
Latest SMS / text messages & jokes [Love / Funny / good night / good morning / romantic / birthday & adult]
SMS / Text Messages
People like YOU always remain forever.....
Beautiful flowers die....
Nice stories end......
Lovely songs fade........ ..
Momeries are forgotten... ..
All things comes to end.....
But people like YOU always remain forever
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BECAUSE GHOSTS NEVER DIE
Difference between wife & saali
What is the difference between wife & saali?
Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,
Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,
Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,
Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,
Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,
Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake...:p
A man / woman speaks
As per research
A man speaks 25,000 words daily
&
A woman speaks 30,000
Problem starts when husband comes home
from office after consuming his 25,000 words
&
wife starts her 30,000..
You don't understand
You don’t understand
-cutting unless you’re a cutter.
-drugs unless you’re a druggie.
-suicide unless you’ve attempted it.
-depression unless you’ve felt it.
-eating disorders unless you’ve had one.
-me unless you’ve been through what I’ve been through.
So don’t act like you understand.
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE ?
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally......
Thats why boys go to college
Dream of receiving jewelry & cloths
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!
The man who trims himself
The man who trims himself
to suit everybody will soon
whittle himself away.
(Charles Schwab)
Person expert in reading your heart
Someone who can read your eyes is already reading your heart. Don't bother trying to hide.
Never try to hide ur secrets
from a person who can read ur Eyes..
Because the one who reads your eyes
is always an expert in reading your Heart..!
Kissing ur wife in ur home....
A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
"He's not my friend."
They imagine what their future could be
All successful people men and women are big dreamers.
They imagine what their future could be,
ideal in every respect,
and then they work every day
toward their distant vision,
that goal or purpose.
(Brian Tracy)
The first and last person
The First Person In The Morning
'N The Last Person In The Night
You Think About,
Is Either The Cause Of Your Happiness Or
The Cause Of Your Pain. . . !!!