A Husband said to his wife One day
"I don't know how you can be so stupid
&
so beautiful all at the same time"
The wife responded ,
"Allow me to explain,
God made me beautiful
so you would be attracted to me ;
God made me stupid
so I would be attracted to you !"
There is no
such thing
in anyone's life
as an unimportant day.
(Alexander Woollcott)
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don't worry, I have a one more.
Never expect anything in return from any1
But the truth is
when we really love someone,
we naturally expect a little care 4rm them!
What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message &
Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is yours
If you marry one woman,
She will fight with you.
But, if you marry 2 women,
They will fight for you.
Think different.
Add wife, have life :p
I Was Not Born Experienced
But
The Hard Realities,
Deceiving Natures,
Broken Promises,
Double Faces,
Attractive Words,
Melting Emotions,
Lovely Feelings,
Harsh Truths,
Bitter Behaviors,
Loving Attitude,
Ignoring Acts,
Multi Standards
& False Statements.
These All Taught Me
What Is Experience
The nearest way to glory is to strive to be
what you wish to be thought to be.
(Socrates)
Q: What did the gangster's son
tell his dad when he failed his examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours
but I never told them anything."
Be
~A DIODE
To Remove Negative Thinking
~A TRANSISTOR
To Amplify The Character
~A RESISTOR
To Drop Bad Habits
~A CAPACITOR
To Store Good Thoughts:-)
Man's mind,
once stretched by a new idea,
never regains its original dimensions.
(Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr)
In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.