A Fantastic Sentence written
on every Japanees Bus Stop..
.
"Only Buses Will Stop Here, not your Time..
So Keep Walking Towards your Goal"

Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar

A successful man is one
who makes more money
than
his wife can spend.

Husband throwing knives on wifes picture.
All were missing the target!
Suddenly he received call from her
"Hi,wat ru doin?"
His honest reply,"MISSING U"

A Christian Guy Asked a Muslim Guy:
Why Do Your Females Cover Up Their Body & Hair?

The Muslim Guy Smiled & Took Out 2 Sweets,
He Opened One & Kept The Other One Wrapped.
He Threw Them Both On The Dusty Floor & Asked The Christian:
Now If I Ask You To Take One Of These Sweets,
Which One Will You Choose?

The Christian Replied: The Covered one.

The Muslim Guy Said:
That's How We See & Respect Our Women.

Mere dost tanhai me na waqt bitaya karo,
Kabhi kabhi mehfilon me bhi aaya karo,

Kiya hua jo toot gaye hen samney k 4 dant,
Phir bhi moun khol ker muskuraya karo..

Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked"Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?"
Wife:"Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!"
Husband:"Bakri se hi poch raha hon"

Wafa ruswa nahi karna...

Suno aisa nahi karna

Mai pehle hi akela hu

Muje tanha nhi karna,

Judai aa b jaye to

Ye dil chota nhi karna

Bohat musroof ho jana

Muje socha nhi karna,

Barosa b zarori hai

Magar sub ka nhi karna

Muqadar to muqadar hai

kabi shikwa nahi karna

Meri takmeel tum se hai

muje adha ni karna

suno asa soocha nahi kerna.