Terrorist hijacked 747 lawyers.
Q: Hear about the terrorist
that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers?
A: He threatened to release one
every hour if his demands weren't met.
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SMS / Text Messages
Death is not the biggest fear we have
Death is not the biggest fear we have;
our biggest fear is taking the risk to be alive --
the risk to be alive and express what we really are.
(Don Miguel Ruiz)
Who dream and wish
There are those
who dream and wish
and
there are those
who dream and work.
(Jeune.E. McIntyre.)
Part & art of living
Having "WIFE" Is A
Part Of Living...
But
Having "GIRLFRIEND"
Along With The "WIFE" Is
Art Of Living
Silence to protect or 2 create distance?
"Sometimes we maintain silence 2 protect a beautiful relation,
But v forget too much of silence
creates a distance in every beautiful relation." Think.. ..!
Chances of my recovering?
Patient : What are the chances
of my recovering doctor?
Doctor : One hundred percent.
Medical records show that
nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.
Yours is the tenth case I've treated.The others all died.
Please remind me 2 remind u
Please remind me
2 remind u about
reminding me 2 send
u this reminder that
reminds me of reminding
u that i am always ur friend.
DONT FORGET!
Clock will never be stolen
Words Written Above A Classroom Clock….
“This Clock Will Never Be Stolen,
Coz Too Many Students Are Watching It..!
If you believe in what you are doing
If you believe in what you are doing,
then let nothing hold you up in your work.
Much of the best work of the world
has been done against seeming impossibilities.
(Dale Carnegie)
Imagination is the workshop of your mind
All the breaks you need in life wait within your imagination,
Imagination is the workshop of your mind,
capable of turning mind energy
into accomplishment and wealth.
(Napoleon Hill)
A man went to hell
A man went to hell and asked
the Yamraj if he can call his wife.
yamraj said "u can do that"
after man spoke to his wife..
he asked how much to pay yamraj
yamraj said.."hell to hell is free"
The human brain is most thing outstanding
The human brain is most outstanding thing.......
it functions 24hrs 365 days.....
it functions right from the time u r Born....
until you fall in love