Difference between shit and oh shit
Difference b/w shit & Oohh shit:
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A boy Threw a love letter to a girl
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but it fell on her brother..
Shittt!
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And Her brother was GAY..
Oohh ShIt
:-P
Difference b/w shit & Oohh shit:
.
A boy Threw a love letter to a girl
.
but it fell on her brother..
Shittt!
.
And Her brother was GAY..
Oohh ShIt
:-P
Every human has four endowments
self-awareness,
conscience,
independent will
and
creative imagination.
These give us the ultimate human freedom...
The power to choose, to respond, to change.
(Stephen Covey)
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
I've seen angels in the sky,
I've seen snow fall in July,
I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do,
But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you!
What we can or cannot do,
what we consider possible or impossible,
is rarely a function of our true capability.
It is more likely a function of our
beliefs about who we are.
(Anthony Robbins)
Attention plz...!
Don't drink unboiled water..
Because..
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Fish live in water without pampers..
Seriously..!
Funny Truth-
No one is as ugly as their driving license/ identity card picture,
nor as good-looking as their facebook profile pic..! :D ;)
If 10 people care 4 U, One of them is me....
If one person cares 4 U, tat would be me again....
If no one cares 4 U,
that means I M not in this world...
People become really quite remarkable
when they start thinking that they can do things.
When they believe in themselves
they have the first secret of success.
(Norman Vincent Peale)
Girl : I'm warning you
My Mummy is coming back in half an hour..
Boy : But I'm not doing anything..
Girl : That's why I'm warning you..
Hurry up ! :D :D
Life is touch & go.
Some people will be there
only for sometime,
some will go away,
but ppl who find u special,
will always find ways to stay.
People often say that
motivation doesn't last.
Well, neither does bathing -
that's why we recommend it daily.
(Zig Ziglar)