A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl
Teacher:
What should be in a
book to make it a bestseller?
Tommy:
A girl on the cover
and
no cover on the girl.
Latest SMS / text messages & jokes [Love / Funny / good night / good morning / romantic / birthday & adult]
SMS / Text Messages
May you always be in Allah's loving hand
A prayer for you from the core of my heart
May Allah be with you at every step you take,
May Allah guide you in each decision you make,
May Allah help you when life gets rough,
May Allah Bless you with more than enough,
May Allah protect you when you fall,
May Allah hear you when you call,
May Allah sooth your heart when you don't understand,
May you always be in Allah's loving Hand...
:-)
AMEEN
Rich man vs Poor man
A class-reversal joke where a poor man's only asset beats all of a rich man's wealth.
Rich Man: Today, I have 14 Cars,
18 Bikes, 4 Bungalows, 3 Farm Houses
What do you have?
Poor Man: I have a boy
whos Girl Friend is
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.
.
Your Daughter..!
For true success
For true success ask
yourself these four questions:
Why?
Why not?
Why not me?
Why not now?
(James Allen)
If you feel stressed
If you Feel Stressed,
Give yourself A Break..
Eat Some chocolates, Custards,
Ice Creams,Candies n Cakes..
Why?
Because STRESSED
Spelled Backwards
is DESSERTS.. ..:)
The best quote of advertisment
The best quote of advertisment
written in front of a famous beauty parlour :
"Don't whistle at the girl going out from here,
She might b ur grand mother..."
Positive thought
A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight.
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.
.
Dad asked: "how did u feel?"
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.
.
It replied: "Dad it was wonderful. evry1 ws clappin 4 me"
Moral: Take evrything positively
Dont be scared
Don't be scared by a person
who practices a 100 kicks one time,
fear a person
who practices 1 kick a 100 times.
Best couple in the world
U know who is d best couple in the world?
Smile and tears.
Usually they r not seen 2gether,
but when they r together its the best moment of the life*
Hands / Heart in pain
"Cute Feeling"
My Hands Never Pain
When Typing Message For You,
But My Heart Always
In Pain When There Is No Reply..
ECG if you go out ..
An ECG chart comparison for going out with wife, girlfriend, and getting caught.
ECG if u go out with wife
/l__,-.__/_,_,-.
ECG if u go out with girlfriend
_/l_/l_/l_/l_/_/_
ECG if wife catches u with girlfriend...
/________
9 Interesting confusions
A list of nine nonsense questions that sound philosophical but go nowhere.
"Interesting Confusions"
1. Can u cry under water?
2. Do fish ever get thirsty?
3. Why don't birds fall out of trees when they sleep?
4. What do u call a male lady bird?
5. Why is it called building when it's already built?
6. When they say dog food is new & improved in taste, who tastes it?
7. If money doesn't grow on trees then why banks have branches?
8. Why does a round pizza come in sqaure box?
9.Why doesn't glue, stick to its bottle;-)..!!