Suppose im hypnotised for a minute. . . . .

Im under ur control, and u can ask me one question.

What will u ask?
Reply me fast.

Do you Like me as I am??
Or do I haVe to
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Request GOD to impRove your taste ?? :D

A prayer for you from the core of my heart
May Allah be with you at every step you take,
May Allah guide you in each decision you make,
May Allah help you when life gets rough,
May Allah Bless you with more than enough,
May Allah protect you when you fall,
May Allah hear you when you call,
May Allah sooth your heart when you don't understand,
May you always be in Allah's loving Hand...
:-)
AMEEN

Rich Man: Today, I have 14 Cars,
18 Bikes, 4 Bungalows, 3 Farm Houses

What do you have?

Poor Man: I have a boy

whos Girl Friend is
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Your Daughter..!

If you Feel Stressed,
Give yourself A Break..
Eat Some chocolates, Custards,
Ice Creams,Candies n Cakes..

Why?

Because STRESSED
Spelled Backwards
is DESSERTS.. ..:)

The best quote of advertisment
written in front of a famous beauty parlour :

"Don't whistle at the girl going out from here,
She might b ur grand mother..."

Don't be scared by a person
who practices a 100 kicks one time,
fear a person
who practices 1 kick a 100 times.

U know who is d best couple in the world?
Smile and tears.
Usually they r not seen 2gether,
but when they r together its the best moment of the life*