Learn from yesterday,
live for today,
hope for tomorrow.
The important thing is
to not stop questioning.

(Albert Einstein)

Everyday,
Everywhere,
Every time,
I may Not be with U,
But My Thinking,
My Care, My Msgs, My Prayers,
&
My Lovely Wishes R Always with U.

Misuse of English!

A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear
So da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard
&
said:
"Dont Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure":D

Fact about women:
They can see a hair of a girl
on their husband's coat from 20 meters,
but can't see a pillar from 2 meters
while parking a car . . . :-D

READ THIS SCARY STORY IF YOU DARE.
On a rainy day,
an old man was standing with a book for sale.
A young man came to buy.
He bought the book for Rs.3000.
Old man advised
"DONT OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK othrwise YOU'll face problem"
Man finished the book with great fear but didnt open the last page.
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But,after a week,
Out of curiousity he opend the last page and..

he almost fainted to see..
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Retail Price: Rs 30/-

Har insan ki alag Pehcan hoti ha
Per Hamarey SMS ki alag Shaan hoti ha
Her kisi ko kartey nahi SMS
Magar jis ko kartey hain us main Hamari Jaan hoti ha

2 friends,

"see" & "saw":

1 day "see" saw sea & "saw" didnt see sea.
"See" saw sea and jumped in sea.
"Saw" didnt see sea but jumped in sea.
"See" saw "saw" in sea & "saw" saw "see" in sea.
"See" "saw" both saw sea & both "saw" & "see" were happy to see Sea.

That is how to exercise your brain..!

Shortest word is I.
Sweetest word is LOVE.
Cutest person is U.