SMS / Text Messages

Lecture on Sun

Funny SMS

Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!

Cant lie till Z

Funny SMS

A : u r Active
B : u r Best
C : u r Cute
D : u r my Dearest
E : u r Excelant
F : u r alwayz First
G : u r Great
Sorry cant lie till Z...

Success of your life

Motivational Quotes SMS

If you talk or say something
after you think about it
this is not a success.

If you think and talk or say something
this is you success of your life.

Sun or Moon

Motivational Quotes SMS

One day i told her you are just like a sun
she got angry with me.

Another day i told her
you just like a moon she was very Happy.

But i told her the moon has no own light
the sun give him his own light.

How do u spell crocodile

Funny SMS

TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"?
JOHNY: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"

TEACHER: No, that's wrong
JOHNY: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!